Slapjack

The act of ejaculating on ones hand and then slapping another person in the face.



Slapjack
A hand held batting weapon used in hand to hand combat. Consists of a heavy metal weight and a flat profile handle wrapped in leather. Can be swung in the same manner as a baseball bat.
Example:
1.Ricko went and clapped T.J in the dome with a slapjack and split that fools wig.
2. That jabroni Marcus tried me on some shit last night so I hauled off and blasted him in the nads with a slapjack.


Slapjack
The action of a naked man shimmying side to side, like a washing machine agitator, causing his dick to thwack against his thighs.
Example:
She woke to the dulcet sounds of her husband doing slapjacks by the bed.


Slapjack
When you masturbate while your girlfriend is asleep and right before your gettting ready to cum slap your girlfriend in the face to wake her up then cum on her face.
Example:
My girlfriend was asleep on the couch when I got home from work so I gave her a slapjack.


Slapjack
Mixed alcoholic beverage originating in Bellingham, WA. Created by mixing one gallon jug of Carlo Rossi Pisano wine, one bottle MD 20/20 Orange Jubilee bum wine, one bottle Andre Extra Dry Champagne, and one can orange concentrate. Serve luke warm.
Example:
Damn Joe, you're fucked up! What did you have to drink? - Jesse
Oh, you know. Just a jug of Slapjack! - Joe


Slapjack
A "homeless" person who lives on the street.The one with no teeth,dirty as hell,and talks to himself outloud while making no sense at all.Sleeps on a piece of cardboard
Example:
In downtown San Francisco,you will see many "slapjacks" on the street during the "wee" hours of the morning.


slapjacking
To jack off slowly not with the purpose of ejaculating but with the purpose of getting primed up for your significant other to walk in and finish.
Example:
Shook was slapjacking in bed waiting for his girl to come in. She never walked in and the slapjack went to a fulljack.


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