not if it implodes
by commonyoshi on Aug 01, 2009 03:54:27
Commonly said during a disagreement of ideas in which there is no
rebuttal and signifies
the speaker's victory. The term was first said in a discussion about
the Big Bang or the end of the world. (I think...)
Example:
Uncle Kenny: The human race will die off long before the earth. Earth will continue existing until the sun explodes.
Commonyoshi:
Not if it implodes.
or
Zook: Weedle is the coolest pokemon ever.
Commonyoshi: Not if it implodes.
Zook: Dammit!
imploding
by The public imploder on Jan 10, 2014 03:42:06
When you have to repress a fart and it kind of
goes off inside you and you feel it bubble its
way back up in
out of sight before it escapes.
Example:
Imploding is a techincal word by a Georgie where a fart is repressed when youre in awkward situations like a que, a date or an interview, even in a swimming pool! All applies and we all
implode.
Dont do it for too many hours though or you might explode and die.
implode
by SONIC on Mar 15, 2004 05:13:42
IMplode
by allatymhaha on Apr 14, 2009 02:18:45
Example:
Dan totally IMploded when
Katy recounted her weekend over
IChat. His boss asked
what the hell was wrong with him.
to implode
by jiga the nigga on Dec 13, 2004 05:44:10
Example:
bob: i imploded yesterday
Not
Bob: dude, sucks.
Bob: i know dude, and know
im gay
head-imploding
by MikeTheWise on Oct 18, 2007 09:55:50
Something that is so
intensely amazing or spectacular that it can't be described by words. It causes one's mind to
collapse inward on itself due to the sheer awesomeness.
Example:
Pete: Hey dude check out
my tricked out ride!
Paul: Damn bro this thing is
head-imploding!
or
Dan: Yo dude you won't believe this, but last night my girl was frisky and I became a man; I am a virgin no more.
Rob:
Nice dude, how was it?
Dan: One word:
Head-imploding
Implode
by ckbsb on Apr 24, 2015 21:55:49
When a friend is trying so hard not to bite at
banter directed towards them, that he explodes from the inside out, causing extreme
distress and an excessive
knock in confidence.
Example:
Everyone: "Lucky can drink a lot faster than you,
Spence"
Spencer: "F*ck off! Talk to me when you can down a pint faster than me"
Everyone: "Oiiiii nibble!!!!! He's about
to implode!"
Spencer: "*silence* *banter slowly eats way at
Spencer's soul*"
Ex-Implode
by Matt Hirst on Mar 18, 2007 00:19:39
An Explosion and
Implosion that happen at the exact
same time, causeing the object to remain exactly the same. All you would see would be a
puff of smoke.
Example:
WTF! That
Cow just Ex-Imploded!
Awesome!
WWGFD?
Ex-Implode!
Imploding star
by Tintorera on Oct 05, 2010 23:49:31
A person with the amazing ability to suck the
vicinity completely clean of any
productive attributes.
This is usually the result of an overwhelming lack of understanding combined with an
extensive ability to confuse, but it can also be the result of being generally annoying in one way or another.
Example:
1 - Hey, how did the meeting go?
2 - Well, we made some great progress until Sarah appeared like an
imploding star and turned the meeting into a
black hole of logic and reasoning.
1 - again huh?
2 - yeah,
we're back to discussing our main topic again