alanic

Something that one might mistake for irony, but is actually not. Typically, a predictable worst-case scenario come to fruition. Named after Alanis Morrissette, who's song "Ironic" uses examples of "irony" that are not ironic -- e.g. rain on your wedding day.



The Alan
The act of masturbating and trying to ejaculate into your own face.
Example:
Steve was masturbating to a video and right when he was about to cum he did "The Alan" and aimed his cock into his own face and shot his load.


Alan
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I am Alan


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Alan


Alan
the culmination of god, he is secretly omniscient but he pretends that he isn't. he loves boba tea and he likes making bad jokes. He is always at least 6 feet tall and has a six-pack
Example:
damn bro is that Alan? man he looks nice


Alan
A mixed nigga with curly hair that white kids cant stop themselves from touching. That nigga tall and skinny. He can sing, dance and act. He just started writing music under the name Lil ASH.(shit was a bad idea) He is a generally handsome young man and he asks out girls in person. He only falls for blond white girls and they always end up breaking his heart. He just wants a real relationship and some funyuns.
Example:
That nigga Alan a lil skinny but he still sexy af


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