alanic
Something that one might mistake for irony, but is actually not. Typically, a predictable worst-case scenario
come to fruition. Named after
Alanis Morrissette, who's song "Ironic" uses examples of "irony" that are not ironic -- e.g. rain on your
wedding day.
The Alan
by Alan S. on Sep 19, 2007 08:28:03
Example:
Steve was masturbating to a video and right when he was about to cum he did "The Alan" and
aimed his cock into his
own face and
shot his load.
Alan
by Scoozy on Apr 30, 2021 23:48:27
alan
by alaiababyy on Jun 28, 2022 14:10:16
Alan
by on Mar 28, 2022 04:22:54
Alan
Example:
Alan
alan
by weheartcatfishes on Dec 13, 2021 03:59:15
Alan
by Chinny Boi on Mar 01, 2022 11:26:31
the culmination of god, he is secretly
omniscient but he pretends that he isn't. he loves
boba tea and he likes making bad jokes. He is always at least 6 feet tall and has a
six-pack
alaning
by leovander on Mar 03, 2011 11:51:10
To look at other's work
aimlessly with
a blank stare, with occasional
input that could be rude but beneficial.
Alane
by lampigs on Jan 01, 2009 11:32:43
Alan
by msogay on Oct 27, 2019 01:57:57
A mixed nigga with curly hair that white kids cant stop themselves from touching. That nigga tall and skinny. He can sing, dance and act. He just started writing music under the name
Lil ASH.(shit was a bad idea) He is a generally handsome young man and he asks out girls in person. He only falls for blond white girls and they always end up breaking his heart. He just wants a
real relationship and some
funyuns.