fert

The actual name of the creature commonly referred to as "ferret." "Ferret" is in fact the wrong word and "fert" is the correct word. Actual ferrets prefer the word "fert" and consider the word "ferret" VERY politically incorrect.



fert
When someone does something frard you say "Fert"

Frard
Example:
"Oh man i shit myself"
"FERT! You're frard Michael Mcevoy."


fert
Used as a replacement for any word.
It is for the person that says it to decide its meaning.
Example:
Check out my fert! (CHeck out my ass, boobs, shirt, pants etc etc etc)
Dont fert! (Dont sweat it)
Look at your fert (look at ur face etc etc)

FERT (any thing that exclaims a surprise like cool wow awesome etc etc


Fert
Fert is used throughout the Eccles borough of Salford in Greater Manchester, England to express a state of bemusement. Often said when the recipient expresses dialogue of an intellectual or undistinguishable nature or the user is confused about a situation, word/phrase or action presented by any form of media. Fert is said in a high-pitched voice with a definite purpose to ridicule its recipient/s. It is most commonly used by youths between the ages of 8 and 16 towards figureheads or those in authority.
Example:
Recipient: When you multiply a decimalised irrational number whose sequence is of three digits, by 1000 and then subtract the original irrationality from this number you are left with the irrationality in a fractional form of n/999 (n=new number)

User: Fert!


Fert
Fert is a Northern term used to replace the word 'to' in a sentence.

eg:

"av got to go to mi mams"

would be

"av got fert go to mi mams"

But you would not say "av got fert go fert mi mams" only use it once.
Example:
Av got fert go to mi mams


FERT
It's an acronym for Female-Exclusionary Reactionary Transperson. FERTs are overly sensitive, narcissistic, attention-deprived, sexist people who live in an alternate reality. They'll get angry at anyone who doesn't play into their delusions and will engage into activities like bullying, coercion and harassment, while calling 'transphobia' everything they don't like.

Male FERTs frequently claim that they are the real women, while vandalizing women's facilities, telling feminists to go kill themselves, demanding women change their language and their self-defence strategies. They believe that other people must validate their supposed identity, and that it has to be done by erasing and silencing women.
Example:
Woman: Only women give birth.
FERT: Go kill yourself nazi bitch! You worthless piece of shit! F*cking TERF! I've never seen a more hateful person than you!


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