swag-o-meter
A gauge to indicate how much of a douchebag you are .It can be
correlated in some way to the yolo-o-meter.An
urban legends say that it is actually a gay-o-meter, but c'mon guys, only Bender (from
Futurama) has that kind of item.Some say that if you take the inverse of the number, you can estimate the grade the guy will have in High School.
Swag-O-Meter
by Skate Jibbergoon Bitch on Aug 22, 2009 01:15:16
A scale used to determine
precisely how "gangster" an individual(usually
a wigger or poser) is during the day. This is usually based on
apparel, way of talking, and possible dick-up-the-ass walking. This is measured in Guzmans or "guzies".
Example:
Yo dawg, check out Carlos today. He's
matching his hat with his KFC
uniform. That's like 9 guzies on the Swag-O-Meter!
SWAG-O-METER
by ZMPro on Dec 12, 2010 04:15:42
A scale used to determine
precisely how "gangster" an individual is during the day. Rates from 0-Infinity. Swag is made up of your overall confidence, style, and demeanor.
Walk the walk,
talk the talk.