(the) vending machine

the name you give someone after they inadvertently or purposely drink a quarter during a drinking game.



vending machine
evil machine that steals countless quarters from people and kills 8 a year (those dumases deserve, killed by a soda machine is sad)
Example:
u dirty evil machine, give me my soda and money!


The Vending Machine
One person male or female that deposits an edible organic or in-organic object into their rectal cavity. Then another person male or female begins to chomp just outside of the rectum just at the same time as the object is being pushed out by the initial person that became the receptical. Thus the receptical, aka the person that just took the said object, organic or otherwise, becomes the living vending machine.
Example:
John is the vending machine, he just stuffed that girthy sausage into his ass, and now Paul is eating it, just as John shits it out.


vending machine
A group of super attractive women or men. Individually they are usually referred to as a snack
Example:
"That bar last night was a straight up vending machine man" -Riley
"How so?" -AP
"It had all the snacks in there" -Riley


vending machine
vending machine means a woman or prostitute. You give them money and they disperse just as a food vending machine would.
Example:
Hey that chicks a vending machine, i'd love to buy a packet of mucus


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