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2 weeks

Mythical period of Elon time by when a Tesla feature will be implemented

2 Weeks

by Savageman30004728883929 on Oct 05, 2019 10:01:27

A trash game called Fortnite and it's a game that lasted for 2 weeks and then it died out. Hence the term "Fortnight"

Example:
This game called Fortnite is fucking aids. No wonder why nobody else will play it after 2 weeks.

2 weeked it

by D-rockman on Dec 03, 2007 06:13:59

if you dont get dome/sex in 2 weeks from a chick....dump her ass

Example:
I just 2 weeked it with susie and now were done

2 Week Theory

by JaHi on Oct 30, 2013 22:03:29

The 2 Week Theory states that a woman is at her peak horniness around the time of her ovulation period. (Approximately 14 days after the end of her last period) During this time, it is easier to get what you want out of a girl. However, BEWARE! as soon as the 2 week period wears off she will be the crazy fucking bitch that she becomes every month!

Example:
Guy 1: "Hey bro guess what!"
Guy 2: "what's up?"
Guy 1: "Brittany is horny as fuck she just gave me a hand job in the middle of class!"
Guy 2: "Yeah I know. I got a blow job before class. She is on that 2 week cycle."

-JaHi inventor of the 2 Week Theory

2 WEEK NOTICEABLE

by Hogus on Jun 08, 2010 22:45:34

When a person puts in their 2 week notice at a job and suddenly becomes extremely unproductive. For obvious reasons of course.

Example:
Ever since George put in his 2 week notice he has done basically nothing in an 8 hour shift. He's such a 2 week noticeable.... I admire him.

2 Week Rule

by jv4life_11 on Apr 19, 2011 01:08:56

A rule dictating that a man must wait at least two weeks after a woman gets out of a long relationship to ask her out.

Example:
I'm really glad she broke up with that dude, and I want to ask her out, but I should obey the 2 week rule and wait.

2 week rule

by SteakNGravvy on Oct 14, 2019 02:29:55

The established rule for describing major plot elements in a film. Wait two weeks, then you’re good.

Example:
1: Have you seen the new Joker film?

2: Hell yeah! The part where *spoiler* was fucking crazy!
1: Asshat! 2 week rule!
2: Shit, totally forgot.

2 week challenge

by Your Handler on Jul 26, 2018 15:51:31

The art of not masturbating for a period of 14 days (or 2 weeks). It is a tough and grueling challenge only achieved by men with balls.

Example:
Oh my god... I just completed the 2 week challenge, I am going to go treat myself!

2 weeks to flatten the curve

by ArmageddonFeast on Feb 27, 2021 23:30:26

A lie perpetuated by the new world order to pacify the masses under the belief that the world was going to end to a deadly contagious virus. Hindsight shows us the SARS NCOV outbreak was actually a hoax that allowed big government power grab, and the greatest transfer of wealth to the elite class in history.

Example:
"stay at home, it's only 2 weeks to flatten the curve!"

floridian 2 week notice

by PJS on May 05, 2006 04:12:33

To call in sick to a job, then never show up again, usually out of some form of guilt.

Example:
Boss 1: Where's that new guy? He hasn't been here for like 2 days?

Boss 2: Well, he called out like 3 days ago, which was probably his Floridian 2 week notice

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