2019

The last year with teen in it for the rest of our lives unless your reading this in 2113



2019
A year we, in the chaos of 2020, look back and think, “not bad at all”. No pandemic, no elections, no riots, just peace. Everyone seemed to get along, you didn’t get attacked if you accidentally posted something phrased wrong on social media, and it was a generally good vibe.
Example:
I miss 2019. 2020 is a shit show.


2019
- Kids From 2004 - 2006 Will Be In High School.
- Kids From 2000 - 2001 Will Graduate To College. - Mario Bros U Deluxe is coming out so um, Be Prepared for tons of Bowsette Hentai.

- We MIGHT Finally See the FF7 Remake as Square Enix finished making Kingdom Hearts 3.
- Animal Crossing is coming out and so is BattleToads holy shit dudeee.
- We're gonna start discussing the 2020 Election. (Kanye Please Don't)
- RIP Club Penguin for the second time

- Next Gen Consoles might be slightly shown, So Don't Go On Discord~!

So basically we have a few more months, Hopefully it's more interesting than 2018.
Example:
Gamer: 2019 funni xd


2019
The year that will end the shitty streak of bad years which started from 2016 to the end of 2018 and everything will probably go back to normal. because

A. The year of the worst generation of teenagers will graduate High School
B. Dabbing and Fidget Spinners will die FOR GOOD
C. The war between the Normies will end

D. Vine 2
E. Toy Story 4
F. Jake Paul and Logan Paul Will loose fame
G. Clickbait will probably die out
Or long story short 2019 will be a great year
Example:
Chuck: Ugh 2019 will be shit
Chuck after 2019: THAT WAS GREAT


2019
The year we will enter after this one. But it isn't actually 2019 and is actually 2018. And we are (actually) currently in the year 2017, not 2018. This is because some people who created the Gregorian calendar messed up.

We when reach the year 2020, we actually are reaching the year 2019.
Example:
In Example: 2019 is actually the year 2018, and the year I am writing this definition in right-now is actually not 2018 but is actually 2017.

This is because the year 0 AD is not counted in the Gregorian calendar; and only 1 AD is. (somebody screwed up Mathematically when making the Gregorian calendar. lol) And 0 AD is actually the year (1 BC). (Which is also technically supposed to be 0 BC and 0 AD are the same time.)

So, the 9/11 attacks are recorded as happening on September 11th, 2001 - but they actually happened on September 11th, 2000.

If you were born in 1992, your real birth year is actually 1991. Same thing with 1980 = (is actually 1979), 1959 is actually 1958, the year 1900 is actually 1899. etcetera.

The reason the Western world has never corrected this Mathematical error in the Gregorian calendar; is because they fear that if they subtract us one-year-back, it will cause too much confusion for society. (likewise)


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