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2k

The most accurate test of human strength and endurance-halfway between a sprint and a long distance piece: a 2000 meter row. This way, your lungs are starved for oxegen, and your mucles burn too.

2k

by Biron3000 on Jan 23, 2008 14:30:57

Possibly one of the most evil and physically demanding activities that an athlete can ever be forced to attempt. 2000 meters rowed either on the water or on an erg.

Example:
After learning that they had a 2k the next day, the entire team was thinking, "Awww, shit."

2k

by Jacob Acuna on Apr 18, 2021 09:19:39

A basketball video game series that is a compiled of lag, shit development, poor execution, bugs, fucked up ass servers, and a clown mascot named Ronnie2k. Trying to sit down at night after a long day at school/work and play this game is like pissing in the wind.

Example:
Jacob- Lets play 2k bro
Wesley- Fuck you Jacob and more importantly, Fuck you 2k sports

2k

by 12er5ttf on Jun 30, 2019 05:22:43

Their is a problem with your conection to our online services. Please vist www.NBA2K.com/status for up to date information.

Error code: 512f0500

Example:
2k: Hey idiots we want more of your money for a worst game.

2k

by qwwgghb on Jul 10, 2006 14:37:06

The most painful & stressful period of minutes where a rower places oneself on the erg and is determined to finish in the lowest time possible. A rower pulls the distance of 2000 kilometers, hence the name 2k.Extreme amounts of water must be consumed before the painful experience to hydrate the mussels. Talk about lactic acid, your body is full of it and crying out for help. During this time period, you will cry, scream, sweat, and be full of pain. However, the dreaded 2k may determine your seating position, so there is no time for slacking.

Example:
COACH: we will have a 2k test on friday

2k

by ScOrPiO_91 on Mar 10, 2017 10:52:18

1. Used as a reference to the NBA game.
2. Used as an expression of excitement, like yeet and skrrt.
3. Used as a verb meaning to take or snatch something.

Example:
1. Hey bro, wanna come over and play some 2k?
2. Ayyyyy 2k!
3. Did u see what Nigel did? He just 2ked that girl!

2k

by elissnyc on Aug 25, 2017 10:33:24

1. (verb) To make sublime and/or fabulous; worthy of envy and aspiration.

2. (adjective) Something that is lit, dope or otherwise fucking amazing; connoting high value and luxury.

Example:
1. (verb)
A. Man, that place used to be a dump but but they totally 2k'd that shit and now it's sick!
B. I follow her Insta and chick's life is unreal - she's never not 2king it.

2. (adjective)
A. That party last night was 2k!
B. Question: Should I buy these kicks? Answer: Hell no! Definitely NOT 2k.

2k

by Willie James on Jan 26, 2010 13:17:57

abreviation of took; meaning to take.

used in texting, nd computer messages

Example:
he 2k my verginty. That, white, old, lady 2k my wallet.

2K

by anonymous2134123 on Feb 10, 2013 13:10:00

A shortened name for "NBA 2K__". (Insert year in the blank, like 2K13.) Since NBA 2K has become the de facto NBA simulation game, much like Madden for NFL, many people understand "2K" to mean the basketball sim.

Example:
"Don't nobody wanna see me in that 2K."
"No class today for me; 2K just came out."

2KS

by _klimmy_ on Aug 17, 2009 11:11:49

A 2KS, or Two Kitten Scenario, is essentially any situation you're in that can be improved by adding two kittens to it. Most situations appear to be a 2KS but there are some that aren't (e.g. swimming).

Example:
Man, I was at the KISS gig the other night & there was fireworks & stuff. And then Gene Simmons was spitting blood.

That sounds like a 2KS.

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