5 inches
5 inches is not long enough
5 Inches
a perfectly fine amount for a male to have. Do not be discouraged when woman laugh at your size as they do not even have 1 inch to start with.
.5 inches
5 inch hammer
Example:
She was hot and she was wiling to give me a blowjob, but her breath REALLY smelled, so I 5 inch hammered her.
She was hot and she was wiling to give me a blowjob, but her breath REALLY smelled, so I 5 inch hammered her.
5 inch penis
5 inch bunch up
The optical illusion created by some jeans and pants that gives the appearance that you have a boner when in reality you don't. AKA pitching a tent
5 inch punisher
A not really long cock, often is punisher in this case used ironically since this is not the most pleasing a penis could be.
Example:
Girl: "How long is your D?"
Boy: "I've got a 5 inch punisher!"
Girl: "God bless please no!"
Boy: "Just joking it's around 9 inches long"
Girl: "How long is your D?"
Boy: "I've got a 5 inch punisher!"
Girl: "God bless please no!"
Boy: "Just joking it's around 9 inches long"