789

Ok 789 means 7 ate 9 but but butt in my case I started using 789 bcoz it is easy to type nd I don't like ignoring peopleSo yeah u got that right I use 789 when I don't wanna reply or when I am busySo yeah sorry if I hurt u ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜ถ



789
NOOOOO!! that's not the joke!! youare a liar!



It's:
Example:
"Why was 6 afraid of 7?"
"Because 7,8,9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


<Audience is supposed to crack up laughing...>

Note that I said SUPPOSED.... :)


789
The punchline to a rather average joke.
Example:
Why is 10 scared of 7?

Because 789


`1234567890-/*-qwertyuiop[]\789+asdfghjkl;'
a stage of boredom where a user types in literally every key on the board from left to right and eventually hits ENTER.
Example:
I am so bored. Let me type in `1234567890-/*-qwertyuiop\789+asdfghjkl;' and see what comes up.


/*-789+4561230..0321+654987-*/
Instead Of Typing the Entire Keyboard Itself, you instead typed the entire number pad from Right To left, Then Left To right, but since barely anyone uses it there still has not been a definition of it,

instead of being /*-789+4561230..0321654+987-*/ , It is instead /*-789+4561230..0321+654987-*/,

By this point you have already tried out qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq and all that stuff, and now because you have nothing left to do, you instead tried the number pad but because it is so empty, you probably found this and *-789+4561230.
Example:
1 : I Typed Every Combination I Could Find On The Keyboard And Searched It On Urban Dictionary, I Feel Quite Proud Of Myself.

2 : Thats Nice, But Have You Tried /*-789+4561230. ? Or /*-789+4561230..0321+654987-*/ ?

1 : Who Even Uses The Number Pad?


/*-789+45613230.!@#$%^&*()_+{}|:"<>?QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM1234567890-=[]\;',./qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
You've Done everything please flipin stop you're bored we get it. The result of being soooooooooooooooooOOOOOOooooo bored
Example:
person: types /*-789+45613230.!@#$%^&*()_+{}|:"<>?QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM1234567890-=\;',./qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
google: "urban dictionary ~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?"
person: *clicks*
person: *sees results telling them to get back to work*
person: *doesn't*


/*-789+456+123
Defeating boredom by using the numpad. A person types this when they reach the extreme level of boredom and types every number on the numpad in a sequence.
Example:
Mike : Why are prssing numbers randomly? You ain't even using a calculater.
You(Because you searched it): Nah, Im just bored so im searching /*-789+456+123 on the internet.
Mike:You are seriously bored to deat and you just proved it ...


`1234567890-=/*-qwertyuiop[]\789+asdfghjkl;'456zxcvbnm,./1230.~!@#$%^&*()_+/*-QWERTYUIOP{}|789+ASDFGHJKL:"456ZXCVBNM<>?1230.
You were sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bored that you typed every single key with pressing shift on the last part. Get back to class
Example:
person1: I just typed `1234567890-=/*-qwertyuiop\789+asdfghjkl;'456zxcvbnm,./1230.~!@#$%^&*()_+/*-QWERTYUIOP{}|789+ASDFGHJKL:"456ZXCVBNM<>?1230. .
person2: WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?


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