9 to 5
modern form of slavery. what a brainwashed society pressures you to, instead of encouraing to be a leader or a CEO yourself and doing what you love.
Example:
I wanna be a rapper and a singer and I wanna change the world!
Uh, just get a normal, 9 to 5 job, you moron
I wanna be a rapper and a singer and I wanna change the world!
Uh, just get a normal, 9 to 5 job, you moron
9 to 5
A sub category of pornography, in which a hot 9 is standing next to a plain 5. The plain looks of the 5 allows the 9 to transcend the barrier of being a 9 and attain the perfection of being a 10.
Example:
This new 9 to 5 porn has really helped employ a lot of mildly attractive people in the porn industry.
This new 9 to 5 porn has really helped employ a lot of mildly attractive people in the porn industry.
9 to 5
An extremely hot chick who becomes much less so when she begins to talk, revealing the inner workings (or lack thereof) of her pea sized brain. Not a problem for short term satisfaction but greatly reduces any chance of long-term relationships. A 9 to 5 sometimes shows uncanny knowledge in certain areas, such as the names of Brad and Angelina's kids or the price of designer handbags.
Example:
Bob: You see that chick I was talking to - she's smoking hot, but . . .
Ed: But what?
Bob: She thought Dick Cheney was a sort of necklace you wear on your pecker.
Ed: Total 9 to 5. You gonna try to bone her anyway?
Bob: Fuck yeah - I'm gonna show her my Dick Cheney!
Bob: You see that chick I was talking to - she's smoking hot, but . . .
Ed: But what?
Bob: She thought Dick Cheney was a sort of necklace you wear on your pecker.
Ed: Total 9 to 5. You gonna try to bone her anyway?
Bob: Fuck yeah - I'm gonna show her my Dick Cheney!
9 to 5
A 9 to 5 is a main chick being compared to weekdays. The metaphor originated from SZA's "The Weekend".
Example:
You're like 9 to 5, I'm the weekend.
Make him lose his mind every weekend. You take Wednesday, Thursday, then just send him my way
You're like 9 to 5, I'm the weekend.
Make him lose his mind every weekend. You take Wednesday, Thursday, then just send him my way
9 to 5 Pace
9 to 5 wook
Example:
Johnny is such a wook, he just goes to festivals and doesn't work. Sally, however, is a 9 to 5 wook. She has a job to pay for her festivals.
Johnny is such a wook, he just goes to festivals and doesn't work. Sally, however, is a 9 to 5 wook. She has a job to pay for her festivals.
9-5
A traditional eight hour day shift.
In some companies, the 9-5 is really 8:30-5 or 9-5:30. It's an extra half hour because of an unpaid 30 minute lunch break. In companies where you're paid by the hour, it's so you don't lose out on 30 minutes of pay. In ones where you're paid by the year, it's pretty much squeazing the extra half hour out of you in order to make up for the 30 minute lunch.
It generally refers to working Monday through Friday but in modern times where services are expected to be availalble durring non business hours, evening and weekend shifts are becomming an increasingly required demand of employees.
In some companies, the 9-5 is really 8:30-5 or 9-5:30. It's an extra half hour because of an unpaid 30 minute lunch break. In companies where you're paid by the hour, it's so you don't lose out on 30 minutes of pay. In ones where you're paid by the year, it's pretty much squeazing the extra half hour out of you in order to make up for the 30 minute lunch.
It generally refers to working Monday through Friday but in modern times where services are expected to be availalble durring non business hours, evening and weekend shifts are becomming an increasingly required demand of employees.
Example:
I used to work the traditional Mon-Fri 9-5 day shift but they've got me working weekends in the evenings now.
I used to work the traditional Mon-Fri 9-5 day shift but they've got me working weekends in the evenings now.
9-5
In street lingo, or perhaps in slang version, 9-5 is an adjective that references having/living an average life workin' a typical hard-labor, low-wager job. Obviously this is conclusive of the general 9-5 definition of having a job that's essentially that 8-hour, 5 times a week shift. But back on street talk, it's being stuck with a dead end job that brings in enough money afford the minimal bills putting whatever food onthe table that comes by.
Example:
"C'mon Chris this new job at a super Wal-Mart will be like free money."
"Hell no, first cashier at Wal-Mart, next supervisor on a longer term basis; I'll be damned if end up livin' a 9-5 worth nothin life. I'm gunna make it even if I gotta travel that high road on my own."
"C'mon Chris this new job at a super Wal-Mart will be like free money."
"Hell no, first cashier at Wal-Mart, next supervisor on a longer term basis; I'll be damned if end up livin' a 9-5 worth nothin life. I'm gunna make it even if I gotta travel that high road on my own."