A Sarah Palin

A pathetic attempt to elaborate on a faux pas by fabricating even more untruths rather than admitting to your blunder.(Re: Palin's account that Paul Revere was ringing bells to warn the British, and the efforts following to validate her erroneous account of events).



Sarah Palin
Example:
Tina Fey did a spot on impression of Sarah Palin on SNL the other night. You betcha I'm a hockey mom hangin' out shootin' moose with Joe 6-Pack!!! We are just a team of mavericks gettin' all mavericky on the issues.


Sarah Palinize
To gain enough awareness of the existence of an article, book, or legislative proposal to the extent that you have the confidence to make misleading pronouncements about it, without having actually read or understood it.
Example:
Hey, I Sarah Palinized the 1,017-page health care reform bill while I was brushing my teeth this morning. I heard it contains 17 separate paragraphs detailing the circumstances in which aliens will have the right to harvest your organs.


Sarah Palin
Vice Presidential nominee for the Republican party. Charges rape victims for their exams, wants to teach creationism in schools despite the constitution's separation of church and state, supported the bridge to no where before she opposed it, fires people who disagree with her, will kill all our moose's.
Example:
Sarah Palin sucks.


Sarah Palin
1. The female equivalent of George W. Bush; the female archetype of a dumbass American conservative.
2. An animal-killing, homophobic, anti-abortion (even in rape cases) but trigger-happy and war-loving, creationist, ocean drill-loving, polar bear-hating, hypocritical, childish, overbearing bitch.
3. An inexperienced woman who believes she can do anything, as far as being vice president of the United States, and abandon her own special-needs baby.
4. A quitter who wants to be president.
Example:
1. Sarah Palin is an evil slut.
2. God I can't stand that woman; she is such a Sarah Palin.
3. Sarah Palin's not ready to be president.
4. Why did Sarah Palin resign as the Governor of Alaska, but wants to run for president?

Note: My pseudonym is an intentional misspelling of this bitch's name.


Sarah Palin
A totalitarian, homophobic, white trash, delusional, anti-science, wench who believes being within viewing distance of Russia qualifies the bitch to be the big cheese of America.
Example:
Sarah Palin is a cunt.


Sarah Palin
John McCain's pick for vice president if he wins the 2008 election. After revolving many of his arguments against Barack Obama around the fact that he has little experience (which was pretty much his whole campaign), John McCain picks a woman with 20 MONTHS worth of experience to be his running mate.
Example:
Person A: Choosing Sarah Palin as his running mate was a cheap attempt at gaining more votes and trying to win over Clinton's supporters.
Person B: Word.
Person A: She's hot though.
Person B: Word.


Sarah Palin
The biggest mistake John McCaine could have ever made. An animal killer, non-supporter of women's rights, and unstable "maverick", Sarah Palin is out to destroy the world.
Example:
Sarah Palin can see Russia from her house!


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