Abe Lincoln
by Kirk0007 on Aug 04, 2009 09:53:19
The sixteenth president of the United States of America, and in this author's opinion a great example of what America is supposed to be about. A strong leader during a time of crisis, he helped to secure the rights of life, liberty, property, and the
pursuit of happiness for those who had never known any of these before. His work in starting the Reconstruction was such that not even his successor (and one of the worst presidents the US ever had, in the author's opinion),
Andrew Johnson, could reverse it. A leader of a caliber that not even some of the original Founding Fathers could match. America needs more politicians like him, who know what it means to lead
a free country.
Abe Lincoln
by Dirty Buck Nasty on Apr 16, 2010 02:44:11
latin: Spermae barbatus
Half-fetish, half-prank,
the Abe Lincoln involves ejaculating on a passed-out friend's face and then shaving one's own pubic hair to throw on the unconscious face. The pubes will stick to the semen deposited around his chin and neck area, thus creating a most presidential of beards for the friend to awaken to.
from the book:
Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck
Nasty Sex
Example:
I've always suffered from a
crippling inability to grow facial hair, so my friends decided to
surprise me by giving me an Abe Lincoln for
my birthday. I felt like the luckiest boy in the whole world!
Abe Lincoln
by Mejosh on Mar 23, 2009 15:35:12
1) When an unconscious person gets their face
skeeted on, then their pubes trimmed and stuck to their face to form a beard, then adorned with a top hat.
2) He freed the
negros.
3)
A wrestler who became the sixteeth president of the United States. It's a job, right?
4) When a partner, during intercourse, shits logs of feces onto their partner's face, building a cabin.
Example:
"Nick was the first to pass out at the Delta
Gama frat party. They dropped their pants, then
Abe Lincoln'd him for being a pussy."
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"Abe Lincoln freed the niggers"
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"I'm going to Abe Lincoln my way to the White House."
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"Billy wouldn't fuck me tonight. I got the blue balls so bad that I Abe Lincoln'd a shit cabin on his mouth while he slept."
"Patty wouldn't give me oral last night after her
dentist appointment, so she gave me an Abe Lincoln instead."
Abe Lincoln
by Binch Merkin on Apr 09, 2004 07:43:26
an Abe Lincoln is when ur about to ejaculate and u proceed to make ur release all over her face where a beard like
Abe Lincoln's would go and then u shave off ur pubes and let them fall on her face creating a beard.
note: in this day and age females shouldn't have enough pubic hair to create the beard for an Abe Lincoln, and if they
like the look of pubic hair or something they should be wearing a
merkin
Abe Lincoln
by J&N'SBUDDY on Apr 30, 2007 06:06:12
While having sex with a woman in the
rear entry position, the sexual act of withdrawling the penis immediately
prior to orgasm and
ejaculating with enough range to "shoot" her in the back of the head.
Example:
My girlfriend was
pissed because she
had to wash her hair again after I gave her an "Abe Lincoln."