Absolutely
Absolutely is a word used to make a
sentance seem
stronger. It is used to make things seem better and more extreme, and is used for both positive and negitive
attitudes. The word refers to someone's opinion mostly.
Absolutely
by Viszuals On YOUTUBE on Jun 02, 2020 22:34:36
used to emphasize that something is completely true
You're absolutely right.
He made it absolutely clear.
I'm not absolutely certain I posted it.
It was absolutely pouring with rain.
absolutely no…,
absolutely nothing used to emphasize something negative
She did absolutely
no work.
There's absolutely nothing more the doctors can do.
Absolute
by Trendyhoe on Jun 21, 2018 14:33:32
When you put absolute before an insult, you make its career ending abilities
10x stronger by making the victim
feel dumb.
Example:
Without:
Guy 1: What’s 3 times 4?
Guy2: I’m not answering that you
dunce!
Guy 1: :(
With:
Guy 1: what’s 3 times 4?
Guy 2: I’m not answering that
you absolute dunce!
Guy 1:
I don’t feel so good D:
absolutely
by Odiumnox on Dec 21, 2005 20:22:42
The one word that will get your boss / parent / authority figure to give you the "
deer in headlights" look and leave you alone. Regardless of what is being discussed; i.e. 1)drawn out over explained instructions on how to do a simple task 2) Typical Parental Lecture 3)"Do You Know Why I Pulled You Over?" situations.
Instructions On Use: Step One - Wait For Pause In
Assailents Ranting
Step Two - Make Convincing And Direct
Eye Contact
Step Three - Say "Absolutely Boss, Dad
, Officer, Etc."
Step Four - Walk Away And Proceed Going
About Your Business
Example:
BOSS: "Hey (your name) Im glad I found you. Look Ive got a
bit of a situation. You see Tim was sick today, and
that means that his typical
collateral duties of
emptying the trash in the managers office hasnt
been completed.
I know you know how big an issue
this is. I mean wow if I could just get you to..."
YOU: "Absolutely" (remember to lock eyes and put on your
best "Im not stupid" face)
BOSS: .............
YOU: (proceed to carry on about your business as if nothing
happened)
absolutely
by jdmatt on Jul 15, 2010 08:47:49
An interjection indicating
affirmation in the extreme. Even more extreme than "sure," much more than "yup," and a world away from "
uh huh." Used primarily to bullshit people into thinking you agree with something they said and that, of all people, you know what they're talking about. The former may or may not be true, but the latter
seldom is.
Example:
Glenn Beck: We've already proven that Barack Obama's birth certificate was printed in 2005 at a
Kinko's in
Alexandria Virginia, which proves he's a Kenyan Muslim socialist. You know what I mean?
Teabagger: Absolutely! See you at the march!