Account for

Person who works as a porn star is in the industry and does not want to reveal they do.



accounting
Profession in which calculator-wielding lackeys figure out ways to hide all the money the boss has spent buying pussy;
Job duties also include figuring out how to write and cash checks, prepare fraudulent financial statements, and shredding documents.
Example:
"Jack, can you call up Benny down in accounting to see if they finished cooking the books? I forgot to attach those "catering" receipts form vinny's liqours and suki's massage parlor.


Accountant
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in way you don't understand.
See also: wizard, magician
Example:
Hello, Mr. Fabeets, this is your Accountant. I just finished your taxes and it looks like you owe the IRS about $40,000, but, if you pay me just $2,500, I can calculate some depreciation deductions that will make your entire tax go away.


accounting
1. The department that insists on gang-auditing the entire coporation. Accounting departments solve problems you didn't know you have in ways you don't understand. In God they trust, all others must bring data.

2. The process of hiding income by processing it through a large-turnover entity, who takes a premium from it, and then receiving the income from that entity to avoid suspicion from auditors and IRS.
Example:
Accounting will prove anything, even the truth.


Latest Searches

Desktopable, NEWS FLASH, European, to urban, Rollneck, devito, minded, technology, Skrub, Concert, scam, overpriced, A waste, lhh, shes so nice, burbanking, Botting, saggy tits, Skull, reffs, favourited, hypogonadism, FUCKING BOOO, Sidwell, Super hot, certainly, the olsen, Happy Days, lazy, field goal post, Skills, aff, twentyonesome, godamn, flo, ostomy, got dropped, the hard r, pre-curser, Gunnae, wax, do dat, naine, The Black, Lacking of, Norse, Bermudians, Courtroom, abey, Ambers, Vaseline, Gleams, liza, VGS, the bathroom, four inches, on stage, water, BITCH, a girlfriend, Fuck a dime, Enough said, furniture moving, whammied, swing, swing, sexually free, joints, kibosh, Tracksuit, talent, Valerie, yeah man, TORY, tufts, wanna buck, guilian, release, plasma, The Fonz, My Buddy Roach, heer, andre, the shits, Ita, Skill, formular, doofuses, Rose Index, the fog, deemed, Turnip, i dont know, V-shape, lina, Wendy, octane, move, PLJ, Gotta Go Fast, soccer manager, Patchwork , Laoise, skil, assface, azazel, Prolly, Word for word, Ram, Dutchies, Stretch Nuts, Dipshitia, piss pot, r0x0rz my s0x0rz, do NOT want, signifying, Boles, Coquette, Gabo, almighty, 4pf, i go for it, broke ass, Voluntary Friendzone, Layla, shedload, mullen, Solange Knowles, Simper, porch, lovestruck, broke a bitch, revenue, rase, met, LTJ Bukem, glizzy gladiator, cell phone, wreck, got Laid, Slurpy, AdmiralBulldog, Dsmp Simps, Thanos, My life, Poogs, LITERATE, inviter, in a Peach, Dominican Republic, datz, a josh, coaled, Broke-ass, yasuo, yeah right, Tyrone, Fall break, i should, günter, history project, zen, calamine lotion, Blems, Defecant, to Josh, di vito, peens, smoke gas, convocative, cliteral, E- Class, bike pump, Well go tommorow, M O N S T A X, unimaginable, Mash, going dark, SOOOOOOOOO, Modafinil, John doe, Looie, sig spamming, since, check mate, do you, In Charge, dance on it, Wigs, Transitional, coronation, swanning, BLIND, The Eye, Prepare yourself, evidence, styling, expedited, stretched, Hss, Final Final, account for, Desktopable, NEWS FLASH, European, to urban, Rollneck, devito, minded, technology, Skrub, Concert, scam, overpriced, A waste, lhh, shes so nice, burbanking, Botting, saggy tits, Skull, reffs, favourited, hypogonadism, FUCKING BOOO, Sidwell, Super hot, certainly, the olsen, Happy Days, lazy, field goal post, Skills, aff, twentyonesome, godamn, flo, ostomy, got dropped, the hard r, pre-curser, Gunnae, wax, do dat, naine, The Black, Lacking of, Norse, Bermudians, Courtroom, abey, Ambers, Vaseline, Gleams, liza, VGS, the bathroom, four inches, on stage, water, BITCH, a girlfriend, Fuck a dime, Enough said, furniture moving, whammied, swing, swing, sexually free, joints, kibosh, Tracksuit, talent, Valerie, yeah man, TORY, tufts, wanna buck, guilian, release, plasma, The Fonz, My Buddy Roach, heer, andre, the shits, Ita, Skill, formular, doofuses, Rose Index, the fog, deemed, Turnip, i dont know, V-shape, lina, Wendy, octane, move, PLJ, Gotta Go Fast, soccer manager, Patchwork , Laoise, skil, assface, azazel, Prolly, Word for word, Ram, Dutchies, Stretch Nuts, Dipshitia, piss pot, r0x0rz my s0x0rz, do NOT want, signifying, Boles, Coquette, Gabo, almighty, 4pf, i go for it, broke ass, Voluntary Friendzone, Layla, shedload, mullen, Solange Knowles, Simper, porch, lovestruck, broke a bitch, revenue, rase, met, LTJ Bukem, glizzy gladiator, cell phone, wreck, got Laid, Slurpy, AdmiralBulldog, Dsmp Simps, Thanos, My life, Poogs, LITERATE, inviter, in a Peach, Dominican Republic, datz, a josh, coaled, Broke-ass, yasuo, yeah right, Tyrone, Fall break, i should, günter, history project, zen, calamine lotion, Blems, Defecant, to Josh, di vito, peens, smoke gas, convocative, cliteral, E- Class, bike pump, Well go tommorow, M O N S T A X, unimaginable, Mash, going dark, SOOOOOOOOO, Modafinil, John doe, Looie, sig spamming, since, check mate, do you, In Charge, dance on it, Wigs, Transitional, coronation, swanning, BLIND, The Eye, Prepare yourself, evidence, styling, expedited, stretched, Hss,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!