Accountant

Person who works as a porn star is in the industry and does not want to reveal they do.



Accountant
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in way you don't understand.
See also: wizard, magician
Example:
Hello, Mr. Fabeets, this is your Accountant. I just finished your taxes and it looks like you owe the IRS about $40,000, but, if you pay me just $2,500, I can calculate some depreciation deductions that will make your entire tax go away.


Accountant
An extremely dull person, devoid of all personality. Stereotypically will wear a grey suit, drive a grey car and have grey skin. All accountants are balding by 25 years of age and have repulsive coffee breath. Spending a day in an accountants can bring on depression in an instant.
Example:
Yeah he seemed a right accountant, reckon he must have left his personality at home.

Say something dammit, anyone would think you were an accountant, mate!


Accountant
easy ass major. made for those who don't like or can't study. You see those kids partying their way through college and getting knocked up/STDs/wasted every night? Chances are they are an accountant. Or a just a psychology major.
Example:
Dan: Damnnn I'm so drunk and high right now, I guess I'll skip class tomorrow.

Tim: You're in school?! I thought you were like a dropout or something.

Dan: Naw man, I'm an accountant!!

Tim: Oh. That explains it.


accounting
Profession in which calculator-wielding lackeys figure out ways to hide all the money the boss has spent buying pussy;
Job duties also include figuring out how to write and cash checks, prepare fraudulent financial statements, and shredding documents.
Example:
"Jack, can you call up Benny down in accounting to see if they finished cooking the books? I forgot to attach those "catering" receipts form vinny's liqours and suki's massage parlor.


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