Agent Smith

Once an all powerful law enforcement agent in the matrix, now a virus who can copy himself into other people/programs. He's also my biological father :P



Agent Smith
1. (adj.)A real hard-nosed badass
2. (adj.) A 'suit' - someone who dresses in a black suit on a regular basis
3. (adj. plural) A collection of black-suited clones that gather together ie: On the train, at work, in a Starbucks, on a sidewalk.
Example:
1. That Agent Smith of a copper bloody took my bag away! It was only enough to roll one!
2. That Agent Smith over there is looking at you. Pity about the sunglasses.
3. Look at those bloody Agent Smiths walking into work. Good thing I'm on the dole.


Agent Smith
Any employee who acts as management's lackey. They will relay any criticisms you utter of management to them, keep a close eye on what you're up to and act to break up any threat to the establishment within any organization.
Example:
We really shouldn't be talking about what an ass the manager is around Sarah, she's an Agent Smith.


Agent Smith
Fingering a pussy using four fingers (except the thumb), just like Agent Smith does in The Matrix, preferably whispering "Mr. Anderson", thus giving her a truly transformative experience.
Example:
Hey man, last night I gave that bitch an Agent Smith, she really fucking loved it.

As soon as I whispered Mr. Anderson to her she knew an Agent Smith was coming.


Agent Smithed
When you are having an awakening to hidden truths of our world and someone (i.e. friend, family member, etc.) attempts to "blue pill" you with sources such as Snopes, CNN or similar main stream media to suck you back into hive mind most people are trapped in.
Example:
I was telling Steve about the dangers of most vaccines and then Carla AGENT SMITHED me with some propaganda from the Gates Foundation.


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