Alfred's
Alfred is the name of a person who you cant just figure out. He may seem predictable at times but just when you think you understand him he makes a weird decisions so unpredictable as if he is 4 hits deep in a gravity bong. All
Alfreds want love tho they seem like
emotionless bastards. An Alfred is calm if not provoked but be aware, if you step on his toes he will cut off your balls and feed them to you and then
slaughter you. Alfreds make good friends tho be aware to look where you step.
Alfred
by Kat_72 on Mar 12, 2017 03:36:49
Sweetest most charming guy you will ever meet, he comes up with reasons to talk to you and always has something to say. Can make you laugh within
a second of talking. He is sweet, funny, nice,
enthusiastic, lovable, hot, weird. You will fall in love with
in a min of talking to him.
Alfred
by theoneandonlycaptain on Oct 16, 2011 20:25:07
A real patriot, and a person who is kind but has a terrible work ethic, often runs around shouting
utter nonsense. His laugh is very VERY obnoxious. Likes to
bug people about how great he is, especially if their names are Arthur. An Alfred tends to wear glasses and has blonde hair.
Alfreds also are afraid of ghosts even though they claim they do not exist, but they easily believe in aliens.
Example:
Arthur:
ALFRED! COULD YOU BE BLOODY QUIET FOR ONE MINUTE?
Alfred: But dude, I gotta be loud so that people can know where I am if they need me.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BECAUSE I'M THE HERO!
Arthur: ...Git...
Alfred
by Obi-wan is life on Oct 30, 2019 09:40:17
Alfred is a
good cook and a mean cleaning machine. He will put you
in the ground with his crazy shotgun skills and mean karate. He is pretty cool and British. For some reason he also goes by
obi-wan which sounds pretty dank to me.
Alfred
by Mr. *OOF* on Apr 17, 2019 05:38:44
Example:
wow! he's an Alfred
Alfred
by Alfred_III_of_Birchnessfalls on Dec 20, 2014 10:17:31
A person whom after
a shit load of drinks will
say that if your parentes ever die, he will
adopt you. Even if you are older than him
Example:
Alfred: You know what?
Not
Batman yet: no, what?
Alfred: I will
friggin' adopt you if your parentes ever die
Alfred
by ZeroT on May 19, 2011 12:08:10
Someone whose mind is
rivaled by none. Able to solve any problem without much effort. The classic
mastermind or brains of any operation. The guy you can rely on to get out of any
sticky situation.
Alfred
by cassy lover on Mar 29, 2019 22:27:54
Alfred is a very good friend and he will be there for you. he likes sports and
fortnite .if you ever meet
a Alfred stay cool with him.
Alfred
by smallppshaq on Nov 27, 2020 16:36:10
Alfred
by Ur bbygurl on May 18, 2019 23:54:26
Example:
Alfred: Hey cutie
Camilla: Hey
bby
Alfred: I
miss u so much
Camilla: You think i dont?