Alka

A woman with beautiful mind and soul who cares about every family member.



Alka
Intelligent,God fearing, funny, and caring.
Artistic, Jack-of-all-trades, loves animals, loves babies, wants lots of babies, loves food, family is center on top of which God reigns..
Basically loves being loved and hence easily offended.
If you love her, the love you receive is abundant.
If she faces a breakup, it never heals until & unless she herself gets over with it ( that takes a very long time).
Self love is less for her because she is neither confident nor satisfied with herself.
For her, love is the most important in the whole universe...
❤Being Alka
Example:
Being Alka, Be Alka - Learn to love like an Alka


Alka
The post-effect of forgetting how to speak English after wearing a swim cap.
Example:
I was wearing my swim cap when the gardener came in and asked whether he could get paid. I mumbled something incoherent. I hate when I Alka-out like that.


Alka-seltzer
Perhaps the best icebreaker ever made. It consists of Taking alka-seltzer, dropping it into a woman's drink, it fizzing, and her asking "is that Roofies?"
Example:
You-drop alka-seltzer into cup
Woman- what the fuck did you just roofie me?
You-Pull out alka-seltzer and explain its just that

she might then say something along the lines of "Oh my Gosh that is so funny we should have sex right now"

...your welcome


Alka-Seltzer
The act of taking a duece while in a hot tub. Since the hot tub is already churning water, bubbles, and blowing hot water, the turd will quickly dissolve like an alka-seltzer, leaving a nice fecal coloring to the water.
Example:
I was in Laura's hot tub last night, listening to Aaron Neville, and sippin' on a chilled glass of white zinfandale, when I decided to leave an alka-seltzer.


Alka-Seltzer party
A bunch of very hungover and bored individuals taking their Alka-Seltzers in unison after drinking too much the night before.
Example:
..yeah, and this morning we had an Alka-Seltzer party over at Fred's. No more tequila for me for the rest of my life.


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