Alonzo
Tall, dark, and handsome. Some call him cocky and conceited, however he is as down to earth as can be. He is very comfortable with who he is. Some call him a pretty boy, but he's definitely not. He's a jack of all trades. Somewhat of a
charmer. He is good at what he does. Versatile and able to adapt to any situation. Family oriented. Often misunderstood because of his lack of
volunteering personal info, but he is
so ok with that.
Alonzo
by Maxxtrents on Feb 23, 2015 14:36:01
Every girls
dream guy. Handsome, average height or taller, a sexy defined body, athletic and intelligent when wants to be. He is one hell of a fucker in the bed or anywhere, knows the right moves and proud of his lasting time. Loyal and honest in relationships, is
vulnerable to love but the best partner to have. He is always active and is aggressive and/or has temper problems. Talented and cheerful, he always makes one laugh and is fun yet
daring.
Alonzo
by You’re gf Desiree on Jun 05, 2018 07:09:08
He’s very cute and handsome. He’s an
overprotective boyfriend;husband; and even friend. He likes to protect what’s his. One of the
realist niggas out there. Super wild and
flirty. His love will have you wanting more. Dumb sometimes .
Alonzo
by Buttman2001 on Jun 19, 2019 12:48:33
Alonzo
by You’re gf Desiree on Jun 05, 2018 07:17:40
He’s one of the beat people to talk to because you can trust him. He listen half the time and the
other half in his own world. He’s one of the cutest guys . Loves himself some skittles. He’s loyal but is a
jealous type. Super aggressive and can be mean but his love is the best. Good ass basketball player. Gives the best kisses. However is a
LAZY ASS! He protects what’s his. So do not I repeat DO NOT mess with his family or friends.
Alonzo
by Buttman2001 on Jun 19, 2019 12:53:15
Alonzo
by vixintheremix on Jun 09, 2010 13:58:48
Alonzo
by You’re gf Desiree on Jun 05, 2018 07:13:10
Super loyal guy.
Overprotective and definitely protects what’s his. Don’t mess with his family or friends because you will GET it. Super cute and handsome. Easily jealous, however is very trustworthy. His personality isn’t the nicest but the
typa love is the best. Super flirty and wild. One of the
realist niggas out there.
Alonzo
by whatsgoingonwithya on Jul 14, 2020 03:33:26
Example:
Girl #1: i heard that Alonzo
got you wet
Girl #2 ooo wee yes he did girl
Girl #1 I want Alonzo to get me wet
Girl #2 we both can
get wet
Alonzo
by A_Helping_Hand on Jul 15, 2016 23:02:47
Alonzo /uh-lan-zo\
(Noun) or (Verb) definition:
1. (n): A person who is almost always if not always late when they set or agree upon a specified time.
Ex: "We said 6:50 for the gym bro, but I know he's gonna be an Alonzo."
2. (v): Telling an individual a certain time and then grossly missing that time by more than an hour.
Ex: "Don't
alonzo me bro."
3. Suffix-ing (v): Lying to someone about the time (even when the person considers any
extraneous factors).
Ex: "Are you alonzoing me or are you actually gonna be ready by 3."