Angry Pirate
The act of recieving oral sex while standing up right, ending with the reciever not only shooting his sperm rocket into one of
the giver's eyes, but also kicking the giver in one of his/her
shins, thereby hindering the giver with a "
peg leg" and a defunct eye.
Angry Pirate
by Xtrminatr on Aug 22, 2005 16:12:11
Girl is giving you blowjob but you tell her you don't want to finish her mouth (play
the nice guy angle). Instead, you hold her head close as you finish in her eye (
right eye preferable). As she stumbling around like a drunken hobo, you kick her in the shins really hard. As you're running away, peek over your left shoulder. If you've done everything right, you should see an
angry pirate!
Angry Pirate
by Sultan O'Saints on Apr 24, 2005 07:30:45
This is a Caribbean method. First get your girlfriend to give you head, but before youre done, squirt her in her eye with- you know- causing her to lose vision... then when she stands up, kick her in her
shin. Watch her hold her eye and
hop on 1 leg-
AARGH!!!
Angry Pirate
by Dickie Brooks on Oct 05, 2007 19:56:56
The act of having sex with your female partner and at the point of ejaculation aim and shoot your sperm in her eye. She will then grab her eye, at which point you kick her in the
shin. She will hop
around the room holding her eye and shin and screaming like an
angry pirate.
Angry Pirate
by STONEDGOAT on Jul 12, 2010 22:17:55
Usually, at the point of orgasm while receiving a blow job (oral sex) cumming in one eye of your partner then kicking them savagely in the
shin causing them to slap a
hand over the offended eye. Then
hop around on one foot screaming, "AARRRRGHHHH!"
Example:
Yeah, that ho Shalundria is pissed off for real. Last weekend I gave her
the Angry Pirate and she still
limping around the hood looking like a
gimp Pop-eye.
Angry Pirate
by Sean "anal seepage" Mielke on May 07, 2008 21:59:47
When you cum in a girls eye kick her in the
shin and run away so shes
hopping on one leg and has
one eye closed
Angry Pirate
by DaveEY on Jan 19, 2007 16:09:29
A sexual act in which you ejaculate in a womans
left or right eye causing her to cover her eye with her hand, Follow this up with a swift kick to her shin
sit back and watch her limp like a pirate. A punch to her stomach to make her
groan is optional.
Angry Pirate
by Flavva Flav on Feb 12, 2005 12:42:20
When you're fucking a girl in the ass and
you spit on her back and she turns around because she thinks you came on her back and you
jizz in her eye and kick her hard in the leg so then she stands up holding her leg and covering her eye like an
angry pirate.
Angry Pirate
by cypherserg on Nov 01, 2007 21:36:47
The effect that occurs when one shoots
jism in the face of a woman and kicks her in the
shin.
Example:
blowing your load on a girls eye, making her stand to her feet grabbing the eye then afterwards kicking her in the
shin causing her to stand on one leg making her look like one
angry pirate
Angry Pirate
by billkill96 on Nov 15, 2009 04:49:11
when u
skeet in a girls eye then procede to kick her in the
shin/
leg