Area 51

A place where the military is hiding all of those spacey bois. Will shoot you on sight if you get close.



Area 51
Area 51 needs no definition because as soon as you get close your surrounded by army vans saying 'there is nothing beyond this point'. So it quite blantantly dosen't exist.
and apperently..if you do manage to get close there's marksman which will shoot on sight...because again, there's nothing there.
Example:
Guy In Army Van: Turn Around There Is Nothing Here
Random Guy:Huh?
Guy In Army Van: Turn Around There Is Nothing Here
Random Guy: So Why Can't I See Nothing?
Guy In Army Van: Turn Around There Is Nothing Here
Random Guy: Isn't Area 51 Over There?
Guy In Army Van: Turn Around There Is Nothing Here


Area 51
The place where WE will free our brother and sister aliens being held captive by the government on the 21st of September.
Example:
*Scene just outside Area 51*
Guards: What the hell is going on?!
Random Guy #1: *eric andre voice* Let me in … LET ME INNNNNNNN.
Random Guy #2: We Naruto run we will be faster than their bullets.
Steve: They can shoot us but they cannot shoot everyone.


Area 51
I’m sorry what is that

Area 51 was an army base in the US that held people with 2 penises and aliens. It was demolished by 650,000+ people on the 20th September 2019 at approximately 3am. Perpetrators include Dolan Dark, Grandayy, Jaystation and a random jake pauler who probably uses a supreme money gun.
Example:
Harry: Hey what’s Area 51?
Bartholomew: Do you not remember anally penetrating that shit show?
Harry: no
Bartholomew: *Walks into cupboard and comes back with alien nigga.*
Bartholomew: Look here’s my alien nigga.


Area 51
n. United States military aircraft testing facility located within the Nevada Test and Training Range (NTTR). The facility is on the edge of Groom Lake and has one abandoned runway on the lakebed.

The real name of the base is Air Force Flight Test Center, Detachment 3 or AFFTC Det. 3 for short.

The major belief has been that Area 51 is supposed to be completely secret. Its existence was never something the military bothered to hide. Area 51 has appeared on unclassified maps from government agencies and contractors. Only base insiders, military, and the general public have made the claim that it is a secret.

The idea that it holds alien life forms is quite ridiculous since it is an aircraft testing facility and nothing more. The whole idea of Area 51 being associated with aliens is due to Bob Lazar who claimed he worked on reverse-engineering a UFO in a place near by he called "S-4" or Site 4. Bob Lazar's claims have never been backed up and it is believed it was just a lie.

A few of the other names for Area 51 include Dreamland, Watertown, the Ranch, Paradise Ranch, Skunkworks, and the Box (mostly to aviators who see it as a no-fly zone).
Example:
"You ever heard of Area 51?"
"Yeah, it was a big thing on the news when terraserver released satellite photos of the place."


Area 51
The deepest secret between two friends that cannot be revealed to anyone. Information that is strictly confidential
Example:
Dude, I just found out that John's getting fired from his job today, but you cannot say a word - strictly Area 51.


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