Argentinian

Some born in the country of Argentina



Argentinian
To have your bum waxed ...in a similar way that a Braziaian is a waxed pubic area an Argentinian is a waxed bum.

Typically done prior to medical proceedures in or around the anus (eg piles). Also called an Auggie for short.
Example:
Hey Damo, I belive you had an Argentinian recently so they could do your hemmaroids.


Argentinian Clusterfuck
Getting caught after telling people that you're going to be hiking the Appalachian Trail, but really you're in Argentina having an affair.
Example:
SC Gov. Mark Sanford found himself in an Argentinian Clusterfuck, after having told his family, aides and political allies that he was hiking the Appalachian Trail, held a press conference to admit that he was actually in Argentina having an affair.


argentinian butterfly
When your girl is riding facing you, and she is holding your balls, with her dominant hand, between her Index finger and her middle finger while her thumb is stroking your penis in a straight line and in between your two nuts, slowly up and down and all the way back to the rim to just between the balls, all the way through to ejaculation.
Example:
While she was riding me, she made sure to give me an argentinian butterfly.


Argentinian Shuffle
A sexual position discovered in the 18th century. It consists of the male partner laying flat on his back while his female counterpart performs fellatio while rotating counterclockwise around his genitalia. The female partner may be required to maneuver over the male partner's body as she "shuffles." As the female partner moves, she will "meow" like a member of the feline family.
Example:
- "Hey baby, how about you give me an Argentinian Shuffle?"

- Zip

- "Meow"


Argentinian Grandfather
Awesome guy, he lives near Buenos Aires and speaks Spanish with a central European accent. His closet is full of brown suits. He used to be an electric repairman in the 40s. His favorite drink is Fanta and his name is "Heinz von Schrettenberg"
Example:
My Argentinian Grandfather from Buenos Aires just called and said that Fanta is the "superior beverage"


Argentinian Bull
Discovered in the 16th Century on one of Columbuss first adventures. The Argentinian bull requires an Italian man to mount an Argentinian with whom owns a vagina. As she runs about the town in anger, the Italian plays rodeo until the female becomes exhausted. At this point he takes his penis and inserts it in her whispering eye, thus, the Argentinian Bull.
Example:
At the barbecue my crush stopped talking to me so I just gave her the Argentinian Bull in front of my friends.


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