Ass Kick
One either delivers or recieves a
rapid and painful kick to another person's
posterior.One individual delivers rapid blows to another individual in order to teach one a
lesson, or to prove one is more of a man that the other.
ass kicking
by FrankC on Mar 14, 2004 13:41:22
To be beaten senseless because you God damn definitely deserve it.
Not to be confused with
kick-ass,
shit-kicking,
ass kissing or getting the shit kicked out of you.
ass kicking machine
by Mickey Nation on Jan 11, 2007 07:03:14
1. (noun) Term for an imaginary device that delivers punishment to one who has presented a sub-standard idea or has committed a critical error. Literally, such discipline may be presented in the form of a harsh lecture.
2. (noun) A mechanical device
outfitted with several army
boots on a rotating wheel used for automated physical punishment. The receiver is strapped into a stationary position to recieve repeated mechanical kicks to the buttocks until they have realized the error of their ways. Sometimes used for pleasure in sexual situations.
3. (adjective) Slang term used for an athlete or a sports team known for winning by a large margin in competition.
4. (adjective) Slang term used to describe a person of unusually great strength and
physical prowess.
Example:
1. The Principal was determined to strap at least one of them into the ass kicking machine as he knew they were responsible for filling his gas tank with sand.
2. The ass kicking machine stalled on the 32nd stroke, so Wanda's
loose caboose had less bruises than last week.
3. Walter sat eating a sandwich and wondered why he
betted against the ass kicking machine that the
German Women's Bowling league was.
4. Dude, I'm out. The bouncer is an ass kicking machine and he knows you fucked his girlfriend last year.
ass-kicking shoes
by batgod on Nov 05, 2013 15:46:59
The shoes you wear when you go
ass kicking. Shoes reserved specifically for instances in which you
anticipate needing to metaphorically/actually kick
some ass
Example:
1. Thug:
hand over yo' shit
You:
sucks to be you, I always wear my ass-kicking shoes (proceeds to beat the ever loving shit out of said thug.)
2. Derp1: Dude, how did you ace that test?
Derp 2: I wore my ass-kicking shoes
ass kicking fiesta
by somaedickfromnewoxford on Dec 20, 2011 13:14:00
An
ass kicking fiesta is essentially a beating given out so exuberantly and jovially that it eventually takes on a sort of party atmosphere.
Ass kicking fiestas are not often witnessed, as most beatings are at least a little difficult to give out, but if you want to increase your chances of seeing one your best bet is to attend any high school basketball game between a predominantly black inner city school and a small, predominantly white rural high school.
Example:
"Hey man, did you go to the New
Oxford game? They played York High."
'Nah man I figured it was pretty much going to be an ass kicking
fiesta for York High, so I skipped it.'
"Well you were right not to go, because it was an ass kicking fiesta
of epic proportions."
ass-kick-o-holic
by SkaTaN on Oct 08, 2004 02:42:02
-somebody who likes to
kick ass
-or somebody who'd beat you or someone
els ceveral times with a game or something
Example:
- come on
let's kick some ass
... dude take a break you
ass kick o-holic
- haha i
beated you again loser, thats the 16th time =)
... fuck, you're such a ass kick o-holic
still getting my ass kicked
by dnyde on May 19, 2007 17:01:45
When one has done some mind-altering substance, and the
time in which it should have worn off has passed
a while ago, yet your mind is still...
Altered.
Example:
When you're
still high after smokinga bowl 12 hours ago of some
mid-grade marijuana.
"Man, I smoked
a while ago and I'm still getting my ass kicked!"
one legged man in an ass kicking contest
by EmmasTatDad on Jul 24, 2014 21:52:51
Attempting to accomplish a goal (kick ass) with some possible success only to
wind up falling on your own ass. Having to
try harder than the average person to reach the same success. A repeated accomplishment followed up by repeated embarrassing
failures.
Example:
Melvin was a good looking guy but his
halitosis made the women gag, he was about as successful with dating as a one
legged man in an ass kicking contest.