Assified

To be made ass, by something that is already ass in state or being.



assify; assified
Assify
adj or v. - "ass-eh-fi(ed)"
1.Anything displeasing to the point of repluse.
2.Putrid

Synonym: Shitty
Example:
1)Dont assify the situation.

2)Who assified the room?

3)That's one assified face!


Assify
adj. The act of changing a good situation or object into a completely crappy representation of its former self.

p.tense Assified

con. tense Assifying
Example:
He is going to assify that room I just know it.

Did you see how she assified that car?

Why are you assifying what I am trying to say?


Assifieds
A more apt name for personal classified ads, where the objective is clearly for limited time hooks up with a stranger.
Example:
Dude, where did you find that cougar?

I was scanning the Assifieds online yesterday. We totally hooked up last night.


Assifier
A passifier for the ass. Basically used by business executives who really need a passifier, but who also need to carry-on a conversation at the same time.
Example:
We were happy to know that Buford was using his Assifier during the meeting.


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