Astor

Sexy man who loves video games soccer, tennis and rubbing chests. He is kinda lonely and somehow single. If you meet an Astor, take him to bed immediately.



Astor's Pet Horse
Way over-dressed for whatever occasion is at hand.
Example:
"Myra looks like Astor's Pet Horse in that hat and high heels at the picnic."


rowan astor
the most fucking emo man EVER from underrated gay fantasy musical the art of pleasing princes written by mel hornyak and composed by elliot valentine lee
Example:
person 1: oh my god that guy is such a rowan astor!
person 2: ok bro. youre acoustic. stop referencing art of pleasing princes. BUT TRUE.


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