Attack on Titan

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Attack on Titan
One of the best anime shows of the year 2013 by production I.G. The graphics and atmosphere will blow your minds out but the theme has raised debates. It's one of those shows where tons of people die in battles, including your favorite ones, so if you really hate that, you might not want to watch it.

I'm not gonna give out any kind of spoilers, not even the summary, because it's more fun to watch if you don't have any idea about what you're going to see. If you're that eager for a summary, go read the wikipedia page.
Example:
Dude 1: Yo, checked out Attack on Titan yet?
Dude 2: I told you I can't stand the horror genre.
Dude 1: Too bad man, you have no clue what you're missing.


Attack on Titan
A highly popular anime/manga series about giant naked people with no private parts that don't need to eat come attack a city and eat people because they want to. But the army goes and tries to kill them, only 75% die. Except Eren who must be like Jesus or a Timelord or something.
Example:
Attack on Titan is one of the best things Japan has done.


Attack on Titan
An anime about giant naked humanoid beings called titans where humanity has built three walls around itself. They have lived peacefully for a long time, but conflict starts when the walls get broken by two powerful titans and humanity is forced to flee into one of the inner walls. This show kills off a lot of characters, and has a lot of blood and gore in it. If you aren't bothered by that you'd probably enjoy it. It was originally created in 2013, but season two came out in 2017. Like any other show/movie/game, the fandom is a crazy place. Other names for it include: Shingeki no Kyojin, SnK, and AoT
Example:
Example 1
Fan of SnK: Man I hope (favorite character) doesn't die in Attack on Titan.
-one episode later-
Fan of SnK: -bawling their eyes out-
Example 2
Fan of SnK 1: WHEN IS SEASON TWO OF ATTACK ON TITAN COMING OUT?!?
Fan of SnK 2: It's finally out dude chill.


Attack on Titan
the show that kills off your favorite characters while leaving you in despair
Example:
literally the whole AoT fandom: don't kill off *name of favorite Attack on Titan character*
Hajime Isayama: huh what’s that? kill off *name of favorite Attack on Titan character*?

the whole AoT fandom: what no-
Hajime Isayama: huh was that a yes?


Attack on Titan
The most depressing show you'll ever watch. Don't get attached to any of the characters because Isayama hates us all.

Basically giant naked people overrun the civillazation and mankind is kinda going extinct but this dumb hot bitch eren decided hes gonna kill all the titans himself because his hot mom died, even though he's weak as hell and Mikasa actually just kills everyone for him. Mf was on the brink of death more times than Levi caressed his Windex bottle.
Example:
Person 1: Have you heard of Attack on Titan?
Person 2: Is it that show where all your favorite characters die?

Person 1: Eh, specify.
Person 2: Bitch gets friendzoned by her brother?
Person 1: BITCH SPECIFY!
Person 2: Short mf cheats on weave man with bottle of windex
Person 1: That's the one.


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