The Audition
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A sick and twisted Japanese film indeed. Mind that it is horror/thriller.
A movie where eating someone's 'vomit' is fucking possible. Even in real life.
A movie where eating someone's 'vomit' is fucking possible. Even in real life.
Audition
1) A film by Japanese director Takashi Miike consisting of a melding of romance and twisted-as-fuck Japanese horror elements.
2) A euphemism for fucking one's secretary up the ass.
2) A euphemism for fucking one's secretary up the ass.
Example:
1) "Dude, I can't believe you made me watch that Audition shit."
2) "We're going to audition this bitch all day."
1) "Dude, I can't believe you made me watch that Audition shit."
2) "We're going to audition this bitch all day."
Auditing
Auditing is a form of public scrutiny where individuals openly film locations, typically places of work, using their legal right to film in public spaces. Auditors aim to test the adherence of security personnel, law enforcement officers, and company employees to the law and regulations governing the right to film in public. By documenting and sharing their experiences, auditors can draw attention to potential abuses of power, promote transparency, and hold authorities accountable for their actions.
Example:
"Yo, what's up guys, it's AB (Auditing Britain). We are outside Lewisham Police Station and going to audit them."
"Are you auditing sir?"
"Yo, what's up guys, it's AB (Auditing Britain). We are outside Lewisham Police Station and going to audit them."
"Are you auditing sir?"
Arizona audit
The final, desperate attempt to overturn the election. A review of the 2.1 million ballots cast in Maricopa County during the 2020 presidential election, commissioned by Republican state senators and intended to lead to the August reinstatement of Donald Trump as president.
Conducted by a company actually named Cyber Ninjas, with no experience auditing election results and led by a man who has repeated wild conspiracy theories about election fraud - the "audit" clutched at every fictitious straw and shard of bamboo. The funding - $5.7 million from outside, conservative sources -- cast some slight doubt on its credibility.
"Does everybody understand that the 2020 election was a total disgrace?" Trump recently asked, with odd candor and unintended honesty.
Conducted by a company actually named Cyber Ninjas, with no experience auditing election results and led by a man who has repeated wild conspiracy theories about election fraud - the "audit" clutched at every fictitious straw and shard of bamboo. The funding - $5.7 million from outside, conservative sources -- cast some slight doubt on its credibility.
"Does everybody understand that the 2020 election was a total disgrace?" Trump recently asked, with odd candor and unintended honesty.
Example:
In later years, the phrase "Arizona audit" would come to signify the hopeless desperation of tragic losers everywhere, yearning to turn their lives around.
In later years, the phrase "Arizona audit" would come to signify the hopeless desperation of tragic losers everywhere, yearning to turn their lives around.
Thot Audit
Example:
Guy 1: This thot wanted me to buy her premium snapchat.
Guy 2: Give that bitch the ol' Thot Audit
Guy 1: This thot wanted me to buy her premium snapchat.
Guy 2: Give that bitch the ol' Thot Audit
auditing america
A Youtuber with approximately 100K subscribers who films various, seemingly random locations on the grounds of the 1st Amendment. Despite claiming a thorough understanding of United States law, he frequently states misinformation, deletes comments contradicting him, and blocks users who expose him. Furthermore, he lacks any press credentials or any other qualification to back his claim of being a member of the press.
Facebook audit
The act or practice of de-friending people on Facebook, mainly due to excessive status updates. Although this may apply to the de-friending of individuals, it more commonly refers to going through one's "Friends" list and removing a relatively large number of people, such as people you met at a party once and haven't seen since, friends of exes, and high school classmates that you actually kind of hated.
Example:
I just did a Facebook audit and got rid of like fifty friends. I didn't even know who half of those assholes were.
I just did a Facebook audit and got rid of like fifty friends. I didn't even know who half of those assholes were.