1. (n.) An awkward bald man that works in a school building. Paces slowly around an open area until he stumbles upon two teenagers in a relationship. Tends to have knees bent backwards like a bird, and a head so shiny, diamonds are jealous. Generally has problems remembering names the moment the name is spoken to him. Do not let him touch you, or you will implode.
A phenomenon that occurs after a balding man shaves in which they are incredibly irritable and angry (most likely as a part of the grieving process in which they lament their permanent loss of hair)
The brotherly bond of baldness that two bald strangers have, the nod that they give each other almost telekinetically saying "I see you there bro, I know how it be".
Example: I had a bad day and was walking home when a stranger gave me the bald guy nod. Suddenly, I knew everything was going to be alright.