Ballroom Blitz
by TangClock on Jun 29, 2009 12:17:37
When the comfortable, always present yet never recognized gap between the male knees is forced shut unwillingly (Usually caused by too many people sitting on a bench, couch, bus, etc...). This causes the vacant area for the testicles to do as they please to become occupied by the thighs. This causes the room for one's balls to become
blitzed. A few warning signs which often come before a
ballroom blitz are "Is someone sitting here?" or "mind if I
take a seat?".
Example:
Mike: Hey Tim! How's it going? Mind if I sit by you?
Tim:
No disrespect Mike, but I'm not just going to let you blitz my
ballroom like that.
Football Announcer: And he's going for the
ballroom blitz... And he gets the sack! (thought I'd throw in a pun)
Ballroom Blitz
by Jeff Vader 1990 on Sep 15, 2014 07:13:40
Example:
"Why are you smelling your fingers?"
"Just had to
rearrange both of my vegetables. These new undies are giving me serious grief."
"Ahhh, the old Ballroom Blitz. Well
wash your hands before you eat any
more popcorn chicken."
ballroom blitz
by MarcXS on May 24, 2020 03:34:01
(n) A
riot in a
nightclub or other performance space in which the audience physically assaults the
performer(s), typically by throwing things at them.