Baseball bat

a very large blunt



Baseball Bat
An object that was originally designed for use in a game called "Baseball", but is now primarily used for bashing in skulls.

Baseball Bats are typically made out of wood but the ones used in tee-ball are made out of some sort of metal and therefore are better for knocking someone's head off.
Example:
My wife was being a bitch so I went to the store to look for a baseball bat. I looked where the weapons were but couldn't find one.

Apparently they placed them in the sports section by accident.


Baseball Bat
An obnoxious and unforgivably large erection that's impossible to hide in any pair of pants. If you want to walk with a baseball bat, you have to use the old hand-in-pocket trick to hold it down.
Example:
- "Hey, man. Why'd you need to stay after class?"
- "I had a baseball bat. Needed to wait it out..."


Baseball Bat
A good weapon to whack bastards and getting a revenge
Example:
Matt: Whoa dude, why did you just smacked him with a bat?

Harvey: That guy is a total douchebag, he spilled a soda in my head, and stole my bag and hid it in a dumpster. So I smashed him with my baseball bat to get a revenge.


baseball bat
a baseball bat is a dick that starts out small in width and then gets bigger in width when is gets closer to the end, giving it the look of a baseball bat.
Example:
pimp: so wheres my money hoe?
hooker: this is all i got
pimp: thats it? im gonna slap you with my baseball bat bitch!


baseball bat
The ultimate weapon when it comes to hand-to-hand combat. It can even be thrown like a tomohawk should your intended victim appear to be outrunning you. However, if there is a red taffic light nearby, simply smash the window of the first car, kill the guy inside it, drive up after the primary target, and while passing, swing the bat full-force at his head. A decapitation guaranteed
Example:
So you wanna be a hitman for fat Alfredo, skinny Lou? Awrighty, take out Stupid Gianni and Smelly Joe wit dis baseball bat


Mexican baseball bat
A sexual act, in which a man's testicles are held in a womand's mouth as she sucks on them, and the man slaps his penis across her face until he ejaculates on her face.
Example:
Guy nummber 1:"Dude, I got Sharon to do a mexican baseball bat last night!!"
Guy number 2:"Oh, man, that's tight. How'd you get her to do that?"
Guy number 1:"I hit her with a regular bat until she agreed to it."


baseball bat betty
That chick you know that, despite never having sex with another person, is a complete and open slut. She dresses in an overly exposing fashion, wears an an excessive amount of make-up in futile attempt to look "pretty", openly admits to their own sexual fantasies and sexual acts, and can probably take a baseball bat down to the knob.
Example:
Guy: YO did you meet up with that chick last night?
Solo: Yeah, we hung. Why?
Guy: Did you... you know...?
Solo: What? Oh HEAVENS no! She's totally a baseball bat betty.


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