Basketball

The best game ever invented. Black and whites excel at thy sport. Blacks dunk, whites shoot. End of story.



Basketball

by Jarvis Yates1 on Mar 20, 2010 02:45:11

1. A team sport in which a maximum of five players may engage at one time in an attempt to outscore another team of five players. This usage is most common among African-Americans.

2. Smoking marijuana. This usage is most common among Caucasian Jews.
Example:
1. "Yo Garnett. Should we play those guys at basketball?" "You mean the Toronto Raptors? Fuck that, Rasheed. Those crackers ain't worth our time."
2. "Are they going to play basketball?" "Yeah, Yaakov. That's Dardick 3."


Basketball

by BrasilStyle on Jul 30, 2009 07:45:29

It wasn't invented by the white man as most people think.
Basketball originated in Africa, where blacks would play using coconuts or anything round that they could find or make.
They would also tie baskets to the top of trees and play like that.
The white man just wanted the credit for something he didn't invent, like always.
Example:
Brasil: No wonder black people are so good at basketball. They have been playing it for ages.
HyunGyum: Man... I wish I was black, but I'm just a short asian kid. I wish I had your black genes John. :(
John: What the fuck...


Basketball

by Sport_Jock209 on Aug 15, 2011 07:42:49

Like George Carlin said: "One of the 3 real sports."

Basketball requires strategy, and agility. Out of the 3 real sports, it's the quickest paced. Basketball is normally played by taller men.
Example:
Tim: Hey Tom, Do you wanna play basketball?

Tom: Heck Yeah! It's wicked exciting!

Tim: Alright, Let's Play!


Basketball

by Johansen Morticai on Jul 20, 2009 11:07:31

A slutty girl that tends to hook up with five or more guys at a party. Called a "Basketball" because five guys pass her around and score.
Example:
Mike: Man, Bridget sure has made out with a lot of guys tonight.

Wes: Yeah, she's turning into a real basketball.


Basketball

by TheYellowandGreenofMancunia on Aug 12, 2010 23:34:36

Basketball

The only American sport which has managed to catch on almost everywhere on Earth, due to the absence of gayness, obesity, laziness and stupidity among athletes and fans which characterise other American sports.

Actually the only sport which can claim to be a true American sport, being the only mainstream sport to have its roots in the US.

Due to the presence of dribbling, individual creativity and a general emphasis on skilful play and not brainless muscle, as found in international sports like Football(soccer), Rugby, Hockey etc. Basketball has spread around the world and is truly loved everywhere, even though it may not have supplanted the afore-mentioned sports.

These attributes, however, are what alienate brainless, know-nothing, ADD-wracked Americans who claim to be sports fans, making it only third in popularity in America, behind American Fatball and Boreball.

Hoops Kobe Bryant Cross-over Three-pointer Michael Jordan
Example:
Basketball is a high-scoring sport.
Kobe Bryant Michael Jordan hoops Ray Allen LeBron James


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