Basketeering

v. - This is the act of handing out baskets to children for them to place their personal belongings into while they go swimming at a public pool. Back in the day, (2) girls were hired to do this job for minimum wage, however the job is now terminated. The recent economic downfall was first blamed for these (2) young ladies to lose their professions, but it was eventually determined that this job deserved less than minimum wage, actually no pay at all. Basketeering still occurs today, but it is done by anyone, even the children themselves, which is why stolen property has increased 200% since 2006.



basket
1. A reference to the outline of the male genital area as viewed through pants/swimsuit/undergarment. See also package. Term often used by gay men in assessing the potential size of a potential suitor.
Example:
Gee whillikers, Luke - did you notice the size of Lawrence's basket? Jeff Stryker ain't got nothin on THAT piece o' meat. Come - lets fetch another crantini, and shake our booty to some 80's Europop!


basket
An item, into one of which you should not put all your eggs.
Example:
Margo: A tisket, a tasket, I lost my yellow basket...
Alice: Did you have all your eggs in it?
Margo: Yes.
Alice: ...Damn.


Basket
Drug reference/slang. Quite often an eight-ball(3.5Grams) of cocain.
Example:
"Yo, I got a basket for $280 . Hit me up if you're interested."

Or various endings in that particular sentence, like :
Hmu !

Hmu if you're interested, turnt, gettin twisted, want in on this, "ya like," down, etc"


Basket
A code word used to let your friends know that the situation is uncomfortable and you would like to get out of it.
Example:
when hanging out with people you dont know so well.
you: basket
your friend: well guys we have somewhere to be and were late so we'll see ya later.
you: thanks man that was sketch
your friend: yeah it was.


basket
To conceal a lot of weapons at one time in a container, for example a basket. Taken from the concept of Baby Bonnie Hood from DarkStalkers 3, who carried weapons in her basket.
Example:
That girl couldn't hsien-ko all those squirtguns on her hip, so she basketed them instead.


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