Beat my Meat

Where you are eating a burger, and the meat has been finished before the bun has.



Beat my meat
The act of masturbation but in different words to supposedly make the word sound less weird or awkward
Example:
Friend: Hey dude, watcha doin' up at 3:00am in the morning?
Other Guy: I'm up to beat my meat
Friend: Haha, yeahh....


Beating my meat
This is when you grab your erect penis and move your arm in a type of oscillatory motion. The meat being the penis and beating being another word for masturbation.
Example:
*Jerry sees a hot naked chick*

Jerry: Damn i wanna be beating my meat right now!
*Jerry proceeds to unbuckle his belt and take off his pants*
*Jerry firmly grasps his penis and starts beating it*


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