Belgian
1. Belching or someone who belches a lot. Also "Belgian accent".2. Speaking Belgian = to talk while belching. Also "Belgian accent".belgian
Example:
Potential Belgian: Man I think that girl last night was only 9
Ex-friend: That was a boy you damn belgian!
Potential Belgian: ah! thats why she only let me anally penetrate her.
Potential Belgian: Man I think that girl last night was only 9
Ex-friend: That was a boy you damn belgian!
Potential Belgian: ah! thats why she only let me anally penetrate her.
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Example:
"My girl-friend let me give her a belgian last night"
"Hey, Mamma, you got a fat ho who'll go belgian?"
"My girl-friend let me give her a belgian last night"
"Hey, Mamma, you got a fat ho who'll go belgian?"
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Belgian Binoculars
This is a variation off of the boston pancake in which the male partner defecates upon the chest of the other participant. However, instead of using the bottocks to pat down the steaming pile of shit, the testicles are used in their place. After the testicles have been adequately smothered in said feces they are plopped generously into the eye sockets of the willing partner. Note that the penis is not important in this position, simply drape it over the participants forehead and leave it be.
Example:
Sally and I were feeling pretty frisky the other day in school and decided to break out the belgian binoculars to spice things up a bit.
Sally and I were feeling pretty frisky the other day in school and decided to break out the belgian binoculars to spice things up a bit.
The Belgian Gift
The rumor that Belgians are extremely well endowed. Largely attributed to the intake of steak, mussels, fries, waffles, and of course beer. The average size for a male's penis worldwide is approximately 5.5in whereas the average size of a belgian male is approximately 6.4in.
See also the unfortunate Irish Curse.
See also the unfortunate Irish Curse.
Example:
Girl 1: "I hear Jacques has the Belgian Gift."
Girl 2: "Yea I know, I hear its over 10in long!"
Girl 1: "I hear Jacques has the Belgian Gift."
Girl 2: "Yea I know, I hear its over 10in long!"
Belgian Vuvuzela
Example:
Bulfinch shocked the world when August's mom gave him a Belgian Vuvuzela after soccer practice
Bulfinch shocked the world when August's mom gave him a Belgian Vuvuzela after soccer practice
Belgian Fries
The way French Fries should be called since fries are a belgian thing rather than being called Freedom fries
Example:
French people like to make jokes about Belgian people and they often mention that they make fries. for example they like to make fun of their accent by saying "a fry one time!"
French people like to make jokes about Belgian people and they often mention that they make fries. for example they like to make fun of their accent by saying "a fry one time!"
belgian dip
the art of covering one's nose with foam while drinking a capuccino as demonstrated by Dr. Evil in the Spy Who Shagged Me.
Example:
No. 2- Dr. Evil you have foam on your nose. Dr.Evil- That's how we do it in Belgium, it's called a Belgian Dip.
No. 2- Dr. Evil you have foam on your nose. Dr.Evil- That's how we do it in Belgium, it's called a Belgian Dip.