Big Dick Johnson
Big Balls Johnson
big bubba johnson
Big Hair Johnson
Situation occurring when a mans pubic hair extends further from the pubic region than does his penis.
Big Tom Johnson
Example:
YOU: "Yo! you see that dude in the gym shower? "
RANDOM GUY: "Yah man, Hes a real Big Tom Johnson!"
YOU: "I know right, he broke 5 tiles on the floor!"
YOU: "Yo! you see that dude in the gym shower? "
RANDOM GUY: "Yah man, Hes a real Big Tom Johnson!"
YOU: "I know right, he broke 5 tiles on the floor!"