Billy Mays

A man who's cultural impact was not realized until he passed away. Possibly the only man in the world who could pump himself up about useless products that he probably didn't even use.The first man on Earth to ever speak IN ALL CAPS.R.I.P.



Billy Mays
A man with an enthusiastic voice, and a beard that nearly rivals that of Chuck Norris. He could advertise any object and make it seem amazing, no matter how useless it is.
Example:
Guy A: Dude, check out what I bought.

Guy B: What is it?

Guy A: A nickel!

Guy B: Huh??

Guy A: Yeah, Billy Mays sold it to me for a dime.

Guy B: ...


Billy Mays
A man of amazing status. who was more commonly known for his oxyclean commercial. he also advertized mighty putty, some wonder rag, and had his own show pitchmen.
Example:
Try This oxy clean!! it what made micheal jackson into what he is!! except for the deas part... -Billy Mays

This mighty putty is so strong that if you glue your dick to your belly youll never worry about morning wood again!

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN BILLY MAYS IS TALKING!!


Billy Mays
The best salesman in the world. There's just no denying it.
Example:
Person 1: "I thought Oxy-Clean was useless. But Billy Mays showed me the error of my ways"
Person 2: "I know! I must've bought a gallon of Mighty Putty, all thanks to Billy Mays!"


Billy Mays
Billy was and remains the legend of infomercials.noone can top Billy's commercial presentations and his trade mark entrance "Billy Mays her with another fantastic offer" We Will all Miss Billy
July-20th-1958
June-28th-2009
RIP
Example:
Guy 1:You gonna get that new tv?
Guy 2:nope,maybe if Billy Mays did the commercial i would have


Billy Mays
a hero, the best pitch man the world has seen, so much better then Vince Shlomi who is a cunt whole like my friend steve

he is the John Elway of pitchmen so get off his back he's a fucking legend

i truly envy that man and his amazing beard and voice

he is also THE MAN !
Example:
guy one :hey i see your doing your billy mays thing
guy two: yeah thanks, i just became the second best guy in the entire fucking world but billy mays is still number one

guy one: yeah he was the MAN

guy two: yeah fuck all those cock suckers that hate on him via urban dictionary
guy one: yeah they all suck mean dicks im talking big huge triumphant bastards


Billy Mays
A sexual act in which a man inserts the tip of his penis and she starts moaning. After she thinks she's having fun, the man yells, "BUT WAIT THERE MORE" and fully penetrates the juicy moist female reproductive organ.
Example:
Last night I did a line of Oxi-Clean and Billy Mays'd that bitch into a coma.


Billy Mays
A pitchman known for talking loudly, his beard, and his blue shirt.
Also known for pitching OxiClean, Orange Glo, and other cleaning products.

Billy was also the star of a documentary series,pitchmen, alongside Anthony "Sully" Sullivan.
As much as people thought Billy was annoying he became a cultural icon.
Billy will probably be the most famous pitchman ever.
On June 28, 2009 Bill tragically passed away from a heart attack.

R.I.P Billy Mays
Example:
Dude 1: Hey you know what I realized?
Dude 2: What?
Dude1: That 100% of all infomercials have Billy Mays in them.


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