Blanchette
When you use your hands to wipe your ass and mildly enjoy it. It also may include wiping your manure on a piece of toast and feeding it to a pet or relative.Cate Blanchett
Cate Blanchett, the 2 time Oscar winner and the milf you somehow fell inlove with while watching Ocean's 8 or Thor Ragnarok and now you can't seem to stop watching all the movies that has her in it and have internal gay panics when you see a hint of her in any the movie.
Example:
"Have you watched the new movie with Cate Blanchett in it?, she looks so beautiful oh my god I cant even ewubfiaushfbwjonokdnwaamsxxcklmejoihqa0huofessojes"
"no.... but are you ok?"
"Have you watched the new movie with Cate Blanchett in it?, she looks so beautiful oh my god I cant even ewubfiaushfbwjonokdnwaamsxxcklmejoihqa0huofessojes"
"no.... but are you ok?"
Cate Blanchett
Emjay Blanchette
The bestest human to ever exist but thinks shes worse than everyone for no apparent reason even tho shes perfect and is typically best friends with Grant Pattison
cate blanchett
Example:
straight guy: “have you seen thor ragnarok?? Cate Blanchett is so hot!!”
lesbian: “shut up”
straight guy: “have you seen thor ragnarok?? Cate Blanchett is so hot!!”
lesbian: “shut up”
Cate Blanchett
Church of Blanchett
a community for people who worship cate blanchett with all of their hearts.
first, they sell their souls to cate and then it's a lifelong commitment.
people call it addiction but really, it's just religion.
first, they sell their souls to cate and then it's a lifelong commitment.
people call it addiction but really, it's just religion.
Cate Blanchett
To urinate in your pants/underwear/dress etc.
To pee your pants.
To let the yellow stream loose onto your own clothes.
To pee your pants.
To let the yellow stream loose onto your own clothes.
Example:
If Adriana Barraza wins the Best Supporting Actress Oscar for her performance in Babel, I will Cate Blanchett.
or
Tom totally Cate Blanchetted when Stacey caught him cheating.
If Adriana Barraza wins the Best Supporting Actress Oscar for her performance in Babel, I will Cate Blanchett.
or
Tom totally Cate Blanchetted when Stacey caught him cheating.