Bluetooth

Wireless networking protocol, which allows cell phones, computers, palm devices, and some automobiles to automatically syncronize, and share data.



Bluetooth
- v. Def.- for those slightly rare occasions when fellatio is

administered using absolutely no hands.
Example:
Sh*t was crazy homie, I

never thought I could nut off a bluetooth


Bluetooth
The new fanny pack. A bad misunderstanding of the philosophy of form over function.

Among the saddest in the history of status symbols. Worn to impress when not in use. Otherwise totally annoying to bystanders when used.

The ultimate in lazyness as users prefer not to lift an arm to talk on the phone!
Example:
Hey! You talkin' to me? Are YOU talkin' to ME? I don't see a Bluetooth on this side of your face, so you must be talkin' to ME!

See Dick. See Dick go out with Jane. See Dick wear Bluetooth out. Youthful, wealthy, tech-savvy, Dick. See Jane embarrassed of her date. See Jane not know who Dick is talking to at any given moment. See Jane slap that dorky sh*t right off Dick's head! Don't be a Dick.



Bluetooth
Premature ejaculation with no physical stimulation, ie. "hands free".
Example:
Woman 1: Why did your night end early?
Woman 2: When he took off my bra, I'm pretty sure he bluetoothed and that was it.
Woman 1: Really?
Woman 2: Yeah, he tried to say it was spilled cake batter!


Bluetooth
The act of a girl giving a guy head while using no hands.

A "hands free" BJ
Example:
Friend 1: That girl used no hands when she sucked my dick

Friend 2: So she gave you a bluetooth

"Yo I got a bluetooth from that chick"


Bluetooth
A tropical disease caused by having a surfeit of copper or cobalt in the diet. This can manifest itself as a discolouration of the teeth and fingernails, usually turning them a blue colour.
Example:
Fogg's smile proved to the Royal Academy that he had indeed been around the world; for he had the dreaded Bluetooth!


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