Boston

A city so freakin' sweet that its basically the capital of not just Massachusetts but Maine, NH, Vermont, Conn. , & Rhode Island. Those people don't bother getting their own sports teams, because they don't really need or want to. What's the capital of Vermont anyway? Boston thats what.When the pats lose...we riot & burn flipped-over cars.When the pats win...we riot & burn flipped-over cars.



Boston
We don't prounce our R's. We call garbage cans barrels, liquor stores packies, a water fountain a bubbla, turn signals blinkas and milkshakes frappes. We root for a team that loses more than it wins and Ted Williams is the greatest hitter. To us, any place West of Route 128 is the boonies and the Cape is a little piece of Heaven down here on Earth. We yell, "YANKEES SUCK!" when the Red Sox are playing the Tigers. We are Bostonians and wicked proud of it!
Example:
Only tourists take the Duck Tours and only people who don't live here call it "Beantown."

Boston is the best place in the world.


Boston
An accent mainly in New Hampshire, and eastern Massachusetts. Many people believe "er" is replaced with "ah", which in many cases is true, but more often than not "aw" is tossed around.

People faking the accent usually use the phrase, "Park the car in Harvard Yard", and think its the ultimate test of a Boston accent.

I have honestly never heard anyone from Boston say "Bahstin", thats how people from New York talk. People from Boston say "Bawstin". The "aw" also applies to Red Sox. We don't say "sahx", we say "sawx".
Example:
Car: Cah
Boston: Baw-stin

And for all you out of town people who want to hear this, Park the car in Harvard yard: Pahk the cah in Hah-vid yahd


Boston
The capital of Massachusetts.

The people have the "go fuck yourself attitude" which most Bostonians can appreciate. There are mostly Irish-Americans in Boston (about 15%) It's mostly safe, but make sure not to go to Dorchester (Dot), Somerville (Slumaville), or Mattapan (Murderpan) at night. Some Bostonians don't like southerners.

Don't
-talk about the Yankees or New York, people don't like it.
- ask if you can "pahk your cah in Hahvid Yahd." It's annoying and your car will get towed.
- except people will be friendly with you, they probably won't. They probably won't acknowledge you.
- walk slow, people walk fairly fast in Boston
- call it Beantown

Packie = a liquor store, or a person who "runs a packie" is someone who buys minors liquor.
Jimmies= chocolate sprinkles
Wicked= used as an adjective (that shit was wicked good)

Boston also has a ton of fun bums, who argue with you. Check them out!
Example:
I'm from Boston, wassup


Boston
A really cool city in Massachusetts.

Correcting some common Boston misconceptions:

The Red Sox are awesome. Don't try to deny it.

The Patriots did not CHEAT their way to 3 Superbowl Titles.

Not everybody has an accent. And the people who do don't all have the same accent. There are multiple Boston accents, and they all sound totally differnt.

You can not park your goddamn car in Harvard Yard! Stop asking!

It is REALLY annoying to constantly be quacked at by the Duck Tours... but if you actually go on one you secretly decide that they're kind of fun.

We do not go to Cheers. And nobody will know your name there- the theme song lies.

Milkshakes are NOT the same thing as frappes. Frappes have ice cream, milkshakes do not. for some reason people are really confused about this one.



The End.

Boston=Love. Go Sox.


Example:
"I'm from Boston."

"Oh, do you go to Cheers all the time?!"

"Um... no."


Boston
An awesome Rock and Roll band from the 70s and 80s. Their most famous song is probably "More than a Feeling." Obv, they originated from Boston.
Example:
1. Everyone into 70s and 80s rock/hard rock, particularly groups like the Eagles, should listen to Boston.
2. "Rock and Roll Band" describes how Boston was formed
3. It's surprising how this is the only definition for the band Boston on Urban Dictionary


Boston
the greatest city..pretty much ever. we dont pronounce our "R's" ...if you make fun of us for it..we'll probably just tell you you're "fuckin retahded" Dont walk around wearing Yankees gear, you will get beat up..if not...many people will look at you funny. We have the best sports teams in the USA, the Red Sox, Celts, Pats, and Bruins. and to go along with them....you have us...the crazy die-hard fans. You have to be an intense driver, or you wont get anywhere in time & people will just honk at you. We call it a "BUBBLAH" not a water fountain, and "JIMMIES" not sprinkles. We walk and talk twice as fast than everyone else. OUR FAVORITE ADJECTIVE IS WICKED. AND WE USE IT IN ALMOST EVERY SENTENCE. 60 degree ocean water is warm. Pop means "dad" NOT soda. its not a trash can, its a barrel. The first parking space you see will be the last parking space you see. Grab it! Always look both ways when running a red light. There are 24 Dunkin Donuts shops within 15 minutes of your house and that is how you give directions.If you stay on the same road long enough it
eventually has three different names. We know how to pronounce towns like Worcester,
Haverhill, Peabody, Scituate, Chatham, and Leominster.Paranoiasets in when we can't see a Dunkin Donuts,
ATM or CVS. We all have pulled out of a side street and used our car
to block oncoming traffic so we can make a left. We go 55 in a 35 MPH zone.
Example:
Boston is WICKED awesome. and if you dont think so...you're fuckin retahded!


Boston
A rock band, founded by guitarist and engineer, Tom Scholz, that created some of the essentials of rock n' roll during the 70's, 80's, and 90's. Their hits include: More than a Feeling, Peace of mind, Long Time, Rock N' Roll Band, Amanda, Don't look back, and many more.
List of all the members of Boston:#

Current members:
Tom Scholz
Gary Pihl
Kimberley Dahme
Jeff Neal

# 2 Former Members

Barry Goudreau
Sib Hashian
Fran Sheehan
Jim Masdea
Fran Cosmo
Anthony Cosmo
David Sikes
Doug Huffman
Curly Smith
Anthony Citrinite
Bradley Delp (Deceased)

Example:
Boston's combination of hard rock and melodic guitar playing made their debut album an instant hit.


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