CAR KEYS

An item that almost got finessed by a fucking elephant at The Ave. Norman "Nick" always out here losing shit and could not find his keys for 8 hours, so everyone else thought the elephant made a move on the nigga's keys, after all, who wouldn't want a 2018 Ford Fusion?



car keying

by Aillwen on Jan 12, 2005 09:48:42

The term "car keying" has one fairly well known meaning:

1. The act of scraping the sharper point of a car key across the windshield or front door of a car, making a screeching sound and leaving a large scratch in the paint. Often preformed in anger or spite; a form of vandalism.

There is one other, not-so-well-known meaning:

2. The act of saying the phrase, "I need the car keys" and plunging ones hand into the front pocket of someone elses pants or hoodie to retrieve said car keys. This is usually down to a boyfriend (or husband) via the girlfriend (or wife). A big turn on, and surprising if they didn't expect it.
Example:
1. "Dude, that bitch just car keyed my new ride!"

2. "I need the car keys baby." (followed by the fishing around in someone elses pocket and then they are found.) "Thanks."


Car keys

by Saint Jeffs on Aug 21, 2009 01:17:26

Persons of a coloured decent can be referred to by the white man as "darkies"
However, use of said word around the aformentioned black man can result in a painful or even fatal demise..

Therefore, it should be established among the white man that Car Keys, is a Cockney Rhyming Slang term, for "Darkies".. making our community a safer place for all of us. :D
Example:
1) HOLY SHIT MAN... This place is full of Car Keys...

2) God damn Car Keys stole my Car Keys..


car keys

by Saint Jeffs on Nov 17, 2008 06:21:07

black people can be defined as darkies,
however,use of such a term around said peopla can result in pain or even death, and so it should be established among white people, that darkies is cockny rhyming slang for darkies
Example:
man, this place is full of car keys


The Car Keys Defense

by mrgreyho on Nov 03, 2021 22:15:10

AKA "Car Keysing"
When a woman uses a real but unrelated example of physical danger as an excuse for harmful or toxic behavior by herself or other women towards men. The goal of "The Car Keys Defense" is to try to shut down a man's complaint about problems men face in modern dating life and/or wider society by bringing the discussion to women feeling unsafe, which will always trump a man's feelings. The term comes from women often citing they must "carry car keys between their knuckles when walking alone" to avoid discussing in some instances men are harmed by women's behavior online or in real life.
Example:
"I don't like when women just use Tinder for compliments. You know it's easy for you to find dates, but for men that's wasting their limited swipe rights they could have used for someone actually interested. It's harmful."
"Excuse me, I don't want to hear about men's problems when women have to walk with their car keys between their fingers at night because they are terrified of what a man might do to them. Nope. Sorry. Don't care."
"Don't use The Car Keys Defense just because you have unique and real problems of your own doesn't mean you can cause problems for others."

"I think it's really hypocritical that women have spent the last decade fighting for body positivity in media but see no problem with openly stating they won't date men under 6 feet. It's really hypocritical."
"Aw poor baby doesn't get enough matches? I have to make sure I give a friend what address I'm going to and a time I'll text back so they know I haven't been raped and murdered on a date, but go off about how women were mean to you."
"Car Keysing just to defend toxic body expectations? Slay queen!"


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