CHARMANDER
Unlike charizarding, charmandering is when you take a long shit that sticks to your arse, light it on fire and run around squaking like a insane parrot while slapping people round the face with it.Charmander
The entity of brick-shitting amazingness. It is an orange f*cking dinosaur with Fire on its tail. It can breathe fire, slash rocks to death with steel-claws and pretty much beat your shit. Do not mess with charmander. Do NOT mess with charmander.
Charmander
Even the newborns have flaming tails. Unfamiliar with fire, babies are said to accidentally burn themselves. The flame on its tail show the strength of its life force. If it is weak, the flame also burns weakly. If it is healthy, the flame burns brightly. Obviously prefers hot places. When it rains, steam is said to spout from the tip of its tail.
Example:
I love you Charmander!
I love you Charmander!
Charmander
Charmander is a popular Pokemon in the anime and manga series Pokemon, as well as the Pokemon games...
Charmander is the preferred starter pokemon in Gen 1.
Charmander is the first form of his evolution line...
Charmander->Charmeleon->Charizard
Pokedex: From the time is born, a flame burns at the tip of its tail. Its life would end if the flame were to go out.
Charmander is the preferred starter pokemon in Gen 1.
Charmander is the first form of his evolution line...
Charmander->Charmeleon->Charizard
Pokedex: From the time is born, a flame burns at the tip of its tail. Its life would end if the flame were to go out.
Example:
Jim: Hey what starter pokemon did you choose? I chose charmander!
Joey:I chose rattata, it's like in the top % of rattata...
Jim:Hey! ... You like my shorts?
Jim: Hey what starter pokemon did you choose? I chose charmander!
Joey:I chose rattata, it's like in the top % of rattata...
Jim:Hey! ... You like my shorts?
Charmander
Example:
1.
John: I hate playing Mario Kart with you guys. I suck so bad.
Brynner: Charmander?
2.
John: I hate playing Mario Kart with you guys. I suck so bad.
Sean: Quit charmandering.
1.
John: I hate playing Mario Kart with you guys. I suck so bad.
Brynner: Charmander?
2.
John: I hate playing Mario Kart with you guys. I suck so bad.
Sean: Quit charmandering.
Charmander
Charmandering
Charmander
A particularly vicious red-headed whore. There have been reports of Charmanders swallowing men whole by way of their gaping and fiery vagina's.
Example:
Doug: What happened to Ted last night?
Mike: Oh he disappeared with that Charmander last night.
Doug: What happened to Ted last night?
Mike: Oh he disappeared with that Charmander last night.
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Example:
Jerry: Got my first date with Mariah tonight
Tyrell: Oh well you know what you gotta do
Jerry: Whats that?
Tyrell: You gotta charmander that ass homie!
Jerry: Clearly
Jerry: Got my first date with Mariah tonight
Tyrell: Oh well you know what you gotta do
Jerry: Whats that?
Tyrell: You gotta charmander that ass homie!
Jerry: Clearly