$60 dollar girlfriend repellant full of small, racist children and people who claim to have skill, even though it's really luck if you land any of those trick shots.

A game with 99.9% of their community covered with kids that will fuck your mother.

The world's greatest contraceptive

A game made by treyarch infinity ward and sledgehammer games who are great company's but it's the players that are complete BS like faggots who noobtube and the annoying little RUNTS who spawn camp with SMGs around the corners who have stupid spray bottle laughs like a window cleaner and those who use the chopper to spawn kill EVERY SINGLE TIME I liked the good old days when faggots noobtubers werent a thing

A game everyone loves to hate for no reason and every time someone opens their mouth every time it's " it's the same every year." And for some reason a lot of people buy the game even those who say it's the same every year are the ones who pay full price.

A game that makes people think that they are gun experts after playing.

An amazing way to keep your virginity

A shooter game full of lag server bullshit, campers, noobs, noobtubers, 360 fanboys, spammers, little kids, and hackers. Join a match and you spawn and you already get killed by a chopper gunner killing everybody in the same spawn point. You steal someone's care package and later you receive a message by the "owner of the care package" cursing you out calling you a faggot because there was a gunship inside it. You also spawn and you get killed by a random tomahawk, and then you hear people screaming and getting orgasms over the mic because of how "epic that was". You slam your console and start going super saiyan in your room and next day you go on youtube and there you are on the featured video of "Epic Tomahawk Kill across the map". Next day you play search and destroy and while you are defusing the bomb 3-3 tied and suddenly you get knifed. You and everyone else look at the ending killcam and you are getting teabagged and raped and then knifed. You kick your console and it shuts down and you turn super saiyan 9000.

FPS game.

Same shit. Different year.