car salesman
by Skyboy on Sep 09, 2005 14:54:06
One of the shiftiest occupations a someone can take.
Car salesman earn
commision from whatever they sell and will lure, lie,
mislead, con, deceive people into buying a car. This is especially true when it comes to used cars.
Example:
A car salesman ranks
9.5/10 on the
shifty scale along with the real
estate agents, politicians and professional con men.
car salesman
by Shareeb4Prez on Feb 26, 2008 16:32:35
A person who is either a
complete piece of shit or an outstanding person. Whenever a customer walks on the lot, he or she (or they) could be working with the biggest idiot on the planet, simply because most car dealerships will hire anyone. Most dealerships will hire the fattest, dumbest piece of shit on the planet and give he or she the privilege of moving cars on the lot, much
less go on test drives with potential
buyers
Example:
customer: are we dealing a person who knows what he is doing?
customer spouse: i don't care. i hate you and
i hate life.
car salesman: as much as
i don't give a shit about your shitty love life, did you know this car comes with
airbags?
Car Salesman
by sweetvictory77 on Oct 09, 2020 02:44:59
Person who works long hours
every day of the week except Sunday in some states trying to help people find
affordable cars for themselves or their families. Endures consistent objections and lies but gets paid to overcome those objections and creatively solve
the problems in front of them to help their clients.
Example:
Went by the local Ford place and told my car salesman I needed to talk to my wife first. I really went down the street to Chevrolet and bought a brand new
Chevrolet Silverado!
I bought a used
Corolla with 80,000 miles on it. I was hesitant but the salesman over at Mazda explained that it came with a free
warranty. Never had a single problem with the car.
I went to the local Chevrolet place to check out a used Jeep but the car salesman kept pushing for me to buy right now. I felt uncomfortable so I just drove away. I found another Jeep at Toyota and the guy there was really understanding and made me feel comfortable. This one cost more but I had a great experience and send all my friends there!