Car salesman

the art of selling cars



Car Salesman
A meme, involving a salesman slapping a car and saying "This bad boy can fit so much fucking X in it" with the text and other elements often edited.
Example:
Car salesman: *Slaps car* (Mia Khalifa)
This bad gorl can fit so much fucking history in it


car salesman
One of the shiftiest occupations a someone can take. Car salesman earn commision from whatever they sell and will lure, lie, mislead, con, deceive people into buying a car. This is especially true when it comes to used cars.
Example:
A car salesman ranks 9.5/10 on the shifty scale along with the real estate agents, politicians and professional con men.


car salesman
A person who is either a complete piece of shit or an outstanding person. Whenever a customer walks on the lot, he or she (or they) could be working with the biggest idiot on the planet, simply because most car dealerships will hire anyone. Most dealerships will hire the fattest, dumbest piece of shit on the planet and give he or she the privilege of moving cars on the lot, much less go on test drives with potential buyers
Example:
customer: are we dealing a person who knows what he is doing?
customer spouse: i don't care. i hate you and i hate life.
car salesman: as much as i don't give a shit about your shitty love life, did you know this car comes with airbags?



Car Salesman
Person who works long hours every day of the week except Sunday in some states trying to help people find affordable cars for themselves or their families. Endures consistent objections and lies but gets paid to overcome those objections and creatively solve the problems in front of them to help their clients.
Example:
Went by the local Ford place and told my car salesman I needed to talk to my wife first. I really went down the street to Chevrolet and bought a brand new Chevrolet Silverado!

I bought a used Corolla with 80,000 miles on it. I was hesitant but the salesman over at Mazda explained that it came with a free warranty. Never had a single problem with the car.

I went to the local Chevrolet place to check out a used Jeep but the car salesman kept pushing for me to buy right now. I felt uncomfortable so I just drove away. I found another Jeep at Toyota and the guy there was really understanding and made me feel comfortable. This one cost more but I had a great experience and send all my friends there!


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