Charmandering

Unlike charizarding, charmandering is when you take a long shit that sticks to your arse, light it on fire and run around squaking like a insane parrot while slapping people round the face with it.



Charmandering
The act of lighting your ex pet bunny on fire and then spilling paprika on it when you're throwing a plastic Walmart Pokeball at it
Example:
Ex: Brb I'm going to kiss my kid goodnight
you: ok
you: *looks at bunny* I will do it
5 mins later
Ex: I'm back, sorry I'm la- OH MY GOD
You: IM CHARMANDERING YOUR F*CKING PET


Charmander
The entity of brick-shitting amazingness. It is an orange f*cking dinosaur with Fire on its tail. It can breathe fire, slash rocks to death with steel-claws and pretty much beat your shit. Do not mess with charmander. Do NOT mess with charmander.
Example:
Guy #1 - What was that?
Guy #2 - I think it was a Charmander!
Guy #1 - OH. TITS!


Charmander
Even the newborns have flaming tails. Unfamiliar with fire, babies are said to accidentally burn themselves. The flame on its tail show the strength of its life force. If it is weak, the flame also burns weakly. If it is healthy, the flame burns brightly. Obviously prefers hot places. When it rains, steam is said to spout from the tip of its tail.
Example:
I love you Charmander!


Charmander
Charmander is a popular Pokemon in the anime and manga series Pokemon, as well as the Pokemon games...

Charmander is the preferred starter pokemon in Gen 1.

Charmander is the first form of his evolution line...

Charmander->Charmeleon->Charizard

Pokedex: From the time is born, a flame burns at the tip of its tail. Its life would end if the flame were to go out.
Example:
Jim: Hey what starter pokemon did you choose? I chose charmander!

Joey:I chose rattata, it's like in the top % of rattata...

Jim:Hey! ... You like my shorts?


Charmander
A particularly vicious red-headed whore. There have been reports of Charmanders swallowing men whole by way of their gaping and fiery vagina's.
Example:
Doug: What happened to Ted last night?

Mike: Oh he disappeared with that Charmander last night.


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