Chinese eyes

Although racially offensive, it is an apt description of a facial affliction characterized by squinty eyes and caused by smoking, eating, or otherwise ingesting a lot of ganga in a short period of time.



chinese eyes
what happens to your eyes after smoking way too much marijuana, they get very droppy, narrow, and you can barely hold them open
Example:
damn, this dro is giving me chinese eyes, I can barely hold them open


Chinese Eye Changer
The act of coating ones fingers with copious amounts of tabasco sauce and then secretly and surreptitiously inserting them into your asian lover's anus.
Example:
Yuki wanted Brian to take her back to his apartment for wild sex. She turned around, with her back facing Brian, in order to get into position. All of a sudden her eyes got completely wide as she felt a sharp burning sensation inside her buttocks. She turned around to find a deviant Brian smiling devilishly at her. Little did she know that Brian had craftily administered and executed the perfect Chinese Eye Changer.


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