Christ

Jesus; the one who defined "hope".



Christ

by Hym Iam on May 11, 2022 12:06:12

Didn't bear the cross alone. They made Simon of Cyrene help him. Just goes to show that if you aren't a central figure you (kind of) go by the wayside.
Example:
Hym "Damn! I actually feel bad about that now! Wow! Ouch! That actually hurts my feelings!"

Iam "I'm sorry. I'm sure this is hollow consolation but I was disillusioned in the wake of this grand deception and it put me in a really bad place."

Hym "It was inconceivable to me, by the way! Sounded like a pretty good plan. Didn't work but, you know, nobody has a 100% success rate."

Iam "But, no, that's why I'm so blown away by your response! It wasn't even about you. This was a direct response to an inside joke about what 'I thought (but didn't know)' and the basic assertion that 'there was nothing I could do about it'. So there. That's what I think and here's a list of things I could do about it."

Hym "I mean, for Christ's sake, if the girl had to look herself in the mirror the neglected severely autistic cuckold didn't get to masturbate because she couldn't stand the thought of him pretending to screw her! How am I supposed to report that!? And what happens when I report it? They do what they tried to do. Sweep it under the rug and transfer me to a different house. Keep the sex cult going. Damn! I didn't blame you! I blame literally every single person who participated, defended, or tried to justify it. You might fall into that category but holy shit my guy. Even I'm sorry about that one! Damn!"

Iam "I mean, I'm sorry, but you can clearly tell I got some other stuff going on here. Wow!"


Christ

by Timeless Existence on Feb 01, 2020 01:08:56

It’s a Verb. Meaning to reach such an epiphany that it causes you to make immediate action, usually positive and turn things for the better.

Past tense: christed

Similar to Epiphany
Example:
Jane fucking christed in therapy last week and finally left her abusive husband.

It’s like I finally christed when I doctor told me I didn’t have liver cancer and I just stopped drinking.

She reached a christ and now she’s less of a bitch than before.


Christing

by catboxIII on Feb 24, 2022 05:52:42

A term some use when frustrated--it is used very much like 'oh fuck!' or 'shit!!'
Example:
Amy yelled out 'CHRISTING!!' because she was frustrated that Terry didn't sign her journal entries and she was not going to be able to leave the office on time.


christing

by killthespider on Apr 13, 2011 23:06:09

Adj. Non-secular. Shortened adjectival form of "Jeeeesus Christ!" Producing irritation, frustration, or annoyance on a Biblical level.
Example:
Jim: "Quit standing around and help me carry this, dude - all this plywood is christing heavy!"
James: "Aw, don't be a christing whiner, Jim."


christed

by Jonathan on Jun 23, 2004 10:47:23

This is when a prominent musician, singer, actor, entertainer 'finds' God then finds he can only produce inspipid, mindless rubbish afterwards or everything he/she subsequently does from then on in has to be infused with elements of their new found faith. See Cliff Richard as an example of this.
Example:
He was an amazingly fluent musician who played with fire and power but as soon as he became christed he began to produce some of the most bland and syrupy music known to humankind. It was a waste of immense talent.


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