Christmas Present
by Zix Esposito on Mar 03, 2008 05:22:40
1. The word to describe a blow
job on Christmas. Also can refer to
eating a girl out on Christmas.
2. Refers to someone having sexual relations with someone as fat as
Santa Claus.
Example:
Honey
I'm waiting for your real Christmas Present now
blow job(Christmas Present)is performed.
2.
Pete face is performed after hearing about the second definition of Christmas Present
Christmas Present
by masternoob 720 on Oct 07, 2009 15:14:06
1. The big or small boxes wrapped brightly with a bow and name tag sitting under a Christmas Tree at Christmas time.
2.An excuse to receive a
sexual favor when Christmas is on coming from the opposite gender.
3. the lingering stench after
shitting out the contents of
Christmas Dinner.
4. Cheap and frivolous gifts received on Christmas, usually bought a month before on Thanksgiving Weekend , and are usually lowly priced and bought because it was so cheap I couldn't pass by a bargain like that".
Example:
1. I cant wait to unwrap my
Christmas Presents that sit so joyously under my Christmas tree.
2. Please, I need a Christmas Present soon or I may be smacking a bitch..... I prefer a good
falacio or go in the sheets instead of a store bought gift.
3. Don't go in there, because you may be receiving an unwanted Christmas Present.
4. Most of my Christmas Presents were cheap novelty items that I saw a month earlier for 70% off at
Fred Meyers.
Finding Christmas Present
by laura3450 on Aug 03, 2009 12:10:55
Example:
Ex1: Speaker1: Did you hear how
Lisa's mom and dad split?
Speaker2: No, what happened?
Speaker1: Her mom was finding
Christmas Presents.
Ex2: Either the chick is blind and needs to be led around, or that guy is so finding
Christmas presents.
Serbian Christmas present
by Bragolub on Apr 17, 2009 04:06:51
Noun: literally, a bag of shit. Though really its an unwelcome present.
can be shortened to Serbian
xmas present. see also, Serbian xmas: any day of
shit-bag exchanges.
Example:
Against better judgment
toma gave LT an
Serbian christmas present over the holidays. that quickly
soured the relationship.
I came to work this morning to find another urgent Serbian christmas present that had to be taken care of ASAP. lame.
Indian christmas present
by martin3039191 on Oct 07, 2007 06:39:04
its when you
whipe your ass after
takin a dump with the inside of the victims
pillow case put it back on and then let them go asleep on it while you enjoy the comical values of the prank
Example:
"
hey dud, you should have seen it last night Dave farted on my pillow and gave me
pink eye a week before so i went
one step further and gave him the old Indian christmas present"
Mexican Christmas Present
by rzerobzero on Feb 22, 2012 01:16:16
A Mexican Christmas Present is the result of giving a girl
a Donkey Punch, but instead of her butthole
clenching up, she releases her bowels all over you like a
Pinata, giving you - a Mexican Christmas Present.
Example:
"I tried to give
Maria a Donkey Punch, but instead a
tight fuck, she gave back a Mexican Christmas Present."