congressman
by Nicolai on Aug 12, 2004 05:34:06
A term used to describe an
elected official (male) of the United States
Congress, specifically the lower house of Congress (known as
the House of Representatives).
congressman
by Solasvegas on Jun 18, 2011 00:04:03
congressman's coffee
by mamma murder on Aug 24, 2010 21:36:20
If you ever find yourself drinking hard liquor--especially whiskey--before 9
a.m. and need to justify yourself, call it
Congressman's Coffee and put it in a
coffee cup.
Example:
It's called
Congressman's Coffee, 'cuz it comes in a cup--and you're not an alcoholic if you drink it all up; you're a
statesman worried about the next generation and their constant crisis of a
fiscal situation.
angry congressman
by newo on Feb 15, 2005 06:38:11
After being
rejected for
oral, this is the process of
ejaculating in ones hand and throwing it at the girl, usually using the left-into-right proceedure
Example:
She wouldn't
give me head so i gave her an angry congressman. I
cranked with
my left into my right for optimum throw range
Craigslist Congressman
by maf54_690 on May 02, 2011 06:57:18
Member of Congress who sends a
shirtless photo of himself to a woman who has an ad on
Craigslist, then the woman sends the pic to the media, forcing the man to
resign.
Example:
Congressman
Chris Lee (R-NY 11th District) became the infamous Craigslist Congressman after a woman turned him into
gawker.com for a shirtless photo he sent to her for her Craigslist posting to meet a guy.
Looks like that's the end of his stint in Congress!
Congressman Delay
by Dungheap on May 31, 2006 06:53:04
Congressman Weiner
by vanozzy24 on Jun 06, 2011 08:40:38
Flying Congressman
by Mylar-Balloon on May 17, 2009 09:20:12
a Sexual act performed with cocaine in which the male stands 69-ing with his
female partner, and then cocaine is
farted up the
male's nose as he performs oral sex on the female
Working as hard as a congressman
by Drunkle Dunkle on Feb 23, 2019 06:48:34
Example:
"Yeah, Bob has been
working as hard as a congressman."
"
Give me a break! I've been working as hard as a congressman all day!"
"He should really run for
congress, he already works as hard as they do."
"Jim is working as hard as a congressman right now, you can reach him later."